Today, during an hour-long drive, my sister told me she's lost her "faith in humanity", because one of her friends bought his 8-year-old son an iPad. She uses this stupid expression all the time, and I got so pissed off that I forgot to brake at a red light, rear-ending the car in front of us. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got in the car with my brother, who drives all the time with his eyes glued to his phone. We stopped at a red light, it turned green. I noticed that he was still looking down and told him the car ahead was moving. I then got screamed at, saying how I'm always right, how my friends suck, and how he wished I was dead. FML
Today, my little sister came to me crying about how everyone calls her a bad driver. I gave her a pep talk, an encouraging hug, and told her not to listen to negativity. Five minutes later she wrecked my car. FML
Today, I was shopping when I overheard a woman telling an employee that she was buying an iPad for her 5-year-old son. Annoyed, I turned around and ranted about how he should have more age appropriate toys. Then she explained that her son is autistic and will be using the iPad to communicate. FML
Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML
Today, I asked my teenage daughter to read off directions from my iPhone while I drove. She went on Instagram instead. We missed the turn by 32 miles. FML
Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML
Today, I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, and drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light, she hit us. She then yelled that I purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are." FML
Today, I completely lost it when I found out my mom was driving around with my 20-month-old daughter not sat in a car seat. She told me I was overreacting, and that everything was fine since she “prayed for a safe journey.” FML
Today, I was on my way home on my bike when a lady in a 4WD cut me off while beeping her horn and calling me a "stupid f**ker who should get a proper education." In her car, she was smoking, and her three children weren't wearing seat belts. FML
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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i_wuz_nver_here 31
This fml makes me lose all faith in humanity...
AwkwardHaole808 16
Unfortunately, getting pissed off is no excuse for not using your breaks.
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Comments (79)
1crabbygirl 10
Absolutely *everyone* in your family *constantly* overreacts, OP.
Connect 10
Your sister is right though. iPad for an 8 year old.. I never understood that.
interesting33 37
I don't like that expression either really. I think with an ipad too - it depends. I wouldn't have much problem with it - I don't really know. But can I just ask... what is with your username?? :P
zombieslayer83 19
Idiot!
pmnilsen 2
Maybe you should have put down YOUR iPad
kittenzZz 4
I lost faith in humanity a long time ago. You're one of the reasons why.
BH1126 11
You can't talk to the passenger and drive at the same time? Ô_o
buckdharma 38
I just witnessed a car barely make contact with a shiny new car as big as the Hindenburg. Oh, the humanity... All the whiplash. It apears to be a car full of Nuns all trying to call lawyers... I can't go on... Oh the humanity...
Epikouros 32
I don't understand why adults use iPads, when they're old enough to use a proper computer, but an eight-year old seems like the ideal user for an iPad.
Maria_Obligacia 14
If you can't drive because of little expressions somebody is using, do us all a favor and DO NOT DRIVE!!!