Holidays: Today, Christmas Day, I have the flu and my fiancé is forcing... - FML

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By xmasflu - 25/12/2016 08:03 - United Kingdom - Chesterfield

Today, Christmas Day, I have the flu and my fiancé is forcing me to go to his parents house for dinner or he won't go, making me look bad. He claims I don't look ill. I'm throwing up and can hardly stand. FML.

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r83839 22

Monday 26 December 2016 9:44

Why would you look bad if he doesn't go? He's an adult; he can make his own choices. If anything, HE would look bad if he goes and you don't. He should be at home taking care of you.

countryb_cth 38

Tuesday 27 December 2016 10:38

I'm sorry but that is udder bullshit. Do not let him guilt you. You are sick any normal person would understand that. Honestly he seems like the type to get mad at you because you got his family sick.

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r83839 22

Monday 26 December 2016 9:44

Why would you look bad if he doesn't go? He's an adult; he can make his own choices. If anything, HE would look bad if he goes and you don't. He should be at home taking care of you.

countryb_cth 38

Tuesday 27 December 2016 10:38

I'm sorry but that is udder bullshit. Do not let him guilt you. You are sick any normal person would understand that. Honestly he seems like the type to get mad at you because you got his family sick.

shortcake563 21

Wednesday 28 December 2016 9:53

I wouldn't have went last year me and my two kids where sick my husband an all of us stayed home didn't do anything we did our own Xmas and just relaxed all day both sides of the family understood and didn't want us to share it if he can't respect that you're that sick then maybe you need to rethink if u really want to marry him

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