Few_Absolutes
United States
Today, at work, my stomach hurt and I passed gas for relief. Moments later, I discovered that my loose, silent "fart" was actually a wet, sneaky shart. The mess was beyond repair; I had to fake a family emergency and crept out of the office so that my coworkers wouldn't see my obvious crap stain. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
"The mess was beyond repair" WTF? Was it like, dripping down your leg or something? Did the raw power of the shart rip through your underwear and through your pants?
SmilesAlotXD 0
if theres 1 important lesson to be learned in life its "never trust a fart"
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Few_Absolutes 0
One of my favorite SNL skits. =)
blastvortex 4
Shit, woman!
Few_Absolutes 0
Wellllll ... I'm not 100% sure that someone DIDN'T see it. People are such backstabbers in my office that no one would ever say it to your face; they'd just gossip about you at the water cooler.
BunnyDrastic 0
HAHAHA!!!!!!!
XanimalloverX 0
Awwww you had the Hershey Squrits
mrzero 0
what did you eat last night?? dead rat???
greeneye_fml 12
If in doubt, don't let it out!
Lady_Bow 4
That's ******* disgusting. Why would you even post this?
Few_Absolutes 0
Hmm, let me think. Hey, I got it! Maybe because this website is called "F My Life"? (Just a wild guess.)
Gasperilla 0
haha, shart. nigahiga :)
Keyluv 0
yeahhhhh that's a shitty situationnn