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Today, at work, my stomach hurt and I passed gas for relief. Moments later, I discovered that my loose, silent "fart" was actually a wet, sneaky shart. The mess was beyond repair; I had to fake a family emergency and crept out of the office so that my coworkers wouldn't see my obvious crap stain. FML

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Few_Absolutes 0

Wellllll ... I'm not 100% sure that someone DIDN'T see it. People are such backstabbers in my office that no one would ever say it to your face; they'd just gossip about you at the water cooler.

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allmidnighteyes 11

"The mess was beyond repair" WTF? Was it like, dripping down your leg or something? Did the raw power of the shart rip through your underwear and through your pants?

SmilesAlotXD 0

if theres 1 important lesson to be learned in life its "never trust a fart"

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Comments (108)

beans248 0

LMFAO! aw man, that sucks.

kissafish 0

That is freakin awesome! Seriously that is a total fyl. Haha.

Honda288 2

Haha agreed #16

crazyval619 6

Oh....oh that's just gross..

I_GET_ASS 0

F A K E !!!!! ... girls dont poop.

Captain_Jello 0

It's ok if you are good looking.... however, it's not if you are ugly... :D have a nice day!

clockworkrainbow 3

At least you got out of there before anybody noticed... Rather, told you they noticed. Sucks for you.

justmyluck1212 0

hahahah rofl man, this was worded wickedly man

AKBIGCAL 0

Ahh, gotta enjoy the simple things haha

cooliekid 0

I suggest a box of "depends" in the office in case of another emergency haha nice fake out family emergency always a win but I think this fml would have been better if the OP's co-workers saw the stain hahaha

Few_Absolutes 0

I guess it's all relative. For me, the absolute shame and disgust of soiling myself was enough to qualify this as an FML moment. But yeah, the "story" would have been better had someone discovered my little accident. Btw ... what does OP mean? (Forgive the noob question, please.)