Today, at work, my boss went to the single-stall bathroom on our floor. The next thing I know, I'm on suspension pending review because some asshole left an upper-decker in the toilet. Since I'm the office prankster, all suspicion is now on me. I've been framed by my own colleagues. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found that my coworker left an "upper decker" in the toilet as a prank. I didn't realize this until I flushed. The poop clogged the top part of the toilet, which would not stop filling. I had to reach into the poopy water to unplug it. All I went in there to do was pee, and I had the CFO of our company waiting. FML
Today, I have been victimised by a lunch thief at work for months, despite numerous complaints to management, so I exposed the thief by lacing my curry with that old classic, laxatives. Even though my coworker was caught brown-handed shitting himself, I was the one suspended for making him sick. FML
Today, our boss gave me and my team a final warning, because of a prank that one of my workmates played on him. It isn't the first time shit happens. The boss won't let us dispute it, either. FML
Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation at work, hoping to impress my boss and angle for a promotion. I was already nervous, but a co-worker at the back kept making goofy faces, causing me to repeatedly break into laughter. My boss accused me of being high, and suspended me on the spot. FML
Today, I visited a friend at work with a couple of other friends. We like to play pranks, so we went to his register and started loudly discussing our masturbation habits as a joke. Some bitch complained, and his boss fired him and kicked us all out. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML
Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML
Today, I got a talking-to at work from my new manager for eating other peoples' lunches. Immediately afterwards, I watched my manager leave the room, take MY lunch, and begin eating it. Apparently my new manager is the thief, and I'm now the office pariah who gets the blame. Nobody believes me. FML
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azcardinals1307 2
I suspect it's because they're tired of your stupid pranks.
Mjwnenrjs 17
What is an upper decker??
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Comments (82)
stroudie94 9
Paybacks a bitch
Raori 25
You may as well go and back one out on the bosses desk now.
2ndSucks 15
You had it coming for you, buddy.
14RoussertA 0
I like your profile pic lol
bigAC 6
who else would have "framed" you?
SPC117 5
Wait wats an upper decker? Sry if it's a stupid question...
iknowimawesome 13
It's when you take a dump in the tank of the shitter so all of it comes back down when the next person flushes. Pretty sick...
YoNdO15 0
it's f**king hilarious though hahaha
iknowimawesome 13
It is pretty hilarious :)
iknowimawesome 13
I bet it was your boss trying to get you fired.
mdtiger 13
Fyl for being framed but ydi too because you acknowledge you are the office prankster.
Rob777 0
How hard is it to just say "nah I was doing [insert random activity here] with [insert loyal friend willing to lie here] " she says " oh ok im sorry for accusing you"
djgomezzi9331 0
Due to the fact that you just mentioned how easy that is to do, doesn't that mean that anyone could do it and therefore get them nowhere at all?
dbt88 15
Nobody knows for sure when it was done either...only that it obviously came before the boss's encounter.
Daralea 21
Still though, if there is no direct evidence they can't blame OP for that.
False_Stupidity 42
Karma in action .. That's all I have to say
zz13 0
Don't cry wolf then