Today, at work at a gas station kiosk, a man requested a carton of cigarettes. We keep our cigarettes on a high shelf. I'm short and very large chested so I have to jump in order to reach the carton. He said, "I only come here for the entertainment" and left without purchasing his cigarettes. FML
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We have a step stool but it broken and the last time I used it i fell and twisted my ankle and bruised my arm.
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mmmPoptarts 6
wow he is a smart man
shroomboy 4
Fyl, being short sucks:(
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ThecomingofTan 9
Tell him the next time he comes in that he should go watch **** if he wants a show.
RaysEvoX 0
Where do you work at? I want to watch too.
zebralover23 14
Hahahah that man is funny!
kurololita 6
Smile, you may have just brightened up someone elses day. Even if he was a creeper, just think "karma".
Rxoxdx 0
Midgets are always funny to watch
HaniahAhmad 0
Why don't you get a step ladder...?
xStaciexLynnx 15
Don't ever become a waitress. Seriously. It gets worse...
SirCharles83 13
If you prefer to give a show to every patron that wants cigarettes like a ***** instead of using a ladder or chair to get them, YDI
TheGame317 5
We're fun sized OP :)
Shadow_Phantom 26
I for one wouldn't mind; I'd probably laugh it off, but I can definitely see how this would be a stressful situation for you OP. FYL.