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aprilmay91 United States

Today, at work at a gas station kiosk, a man requested a carton of cigarettes. We keep our cigarettes on a high shelf. I'm short and very large chested so I have to jump in order to reach the carton. He said, "I only come here for the entertainment" and left without purchasing his cigarettes. FML

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We have a step stool but it broken and the last time I used it i fell and twisted my ankle and bruised my arm.

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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mmmPoptarts 6

wow he is a smart man

shroomboy 4

Fyl, being short sucks:(

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JadeWalker 14

Ydi, should have gotten a stool or something.

Ace2254 8

Snooki? Is that u?

keneda21_fml 0

Time for a new career.

DoubletheDuck 7

I like turtles.

jrod81 1

Well at least you know you are easy on the eyes

SoultheWolf 19

YDI for not trying to use a stool or something to help you get up...

aprilmay91 0

The stool is broken! It's the only way to reach them. It's a stupid design

mexicoman101 6

Ha, Phoenix Wright reference.

taylor317 7

I'd just take it as a compliment (:

WOGBRO 6

What a pig!

ILike_Dancing123 19

That's horrible :( its perversion. FYL OP.