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aprilmay91 United States

Today, at work at a gas station kiosk, a man requested a carton of cigarettes. We keep our cigarettes on a high shelf. I'm short and very large chested so I have to jump in order to reach the carton. He said, "I only come here for the entertainment" and left without purchasing his cigarettes. FML

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We have a step stool but it broken and the last time I used it i fell and twisted my ankle and bruised my arm.

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wow he is a smart man

Fyl, being short sucks:(

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Don't worry OP, that's probably all the action he can get.

Pics or it didn't happen.

If I was you I'd be like hell no! You get your ass back here and help me get these nasty things.

if he said that then that means hes come there before ydi for not learning your lesson

maxwells_hammer 5

Maybe he actually bought them before and this is the first time he let his true creepiness show to OP.

Wtf does YOLO have to do with this?

Ywolfafmd - you will only live for a few more days

Punch him in the ball sack

blizbiggy 0

Get a step stool :)

SakuraFubuki92 12

As a short, large chested woman myself... That's ******* hilarious.

This should be Today, I work at a gas station kiosk. Fml

harkerk87 3

You should find a way to get them so the perverted man can't see you do that