Today, at work at a gas station kiosk, a man requested a carton of cigarettes. We keep our cigarettes on a high shelf. I'm short and very large chested so I have to jump in order to reach the carton. He said, "I only come here for the entertainment" and left without purchasing his cigarettes. FML
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We have a step stool but it broken and the last time I used it i fell and twisted my ankle and bruised my arm.
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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mmmPoptarts 6
wow he is a smart man
shroomboy 4
Fyl, being short sucks:(
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Ozuru 11
Don't worry OP, that's probably all the action he can get.
smallsmerry123 5
Pics or it didn't happen.
lolyeahthatsme 11
If I was you I'd be like hell no! You get your ass back here and help me get these nasty things.
msilikegrapes 8
if he said that then that means hes come there before ydi for not learning your lesson
maxwells_hammer 5
Maybe he actually bought them before and this is the first time he let his true creepiness show to OP.
thisbitchlys 0
yolo.
analisemarie 12
Wtf does YOLO have to do with this?
oOxMERROxOo 0
Ywolfafmd - you will only live for a few more days
emILYissoocool 0
Punch him in the ball sack
blizbiggy 0
Get a step stool :)
SakuraFubuki92 12
As a short, large chested woman myself... That's ******* hilarious.
twilightluvr101 4
This should be Today, I work at a gas station kiosk. Fml
harkerk87 3
You should find a way to get them so the perverted man can't see you do that