Today, at work at a gas station kiosk, a man requested a carton of cigarettes. We keep our cigarettes on a high shelf. I'm short and very large chested so I have to jump in order to reach the carton. He said, "I only come here for the entertainment" and left without purchasing his cigarettes. FML
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We have a step stool but it broken and the last time I used it i fell and twisted my ankle and bruised my arm.
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mmmPoptarts 6
wow he is a smart man
shroomboy 4
Fyl, being short sucks:(
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youngsora 7
Nothing's wrong with being short as long as u think about the positive effects :) think of the advantages.
UsernameInCanada 7
If you were tall and large-chested it would probably be worse
insanez58 11
go short people lol
KDAWGGGG11 0
Boobies make men do very bad things;)
aliurtuq 5
I used to do that to this one chick. Lmao!
Gunner844 0
Prove to us that your short and "very large chested"
MissDizzyLizzy 2
What a mean man
bizarre_ftw 22
From now on request the cash up front
bizarre_ftw 22
Or, you know, you could just bring a stick to work
hateevryone 15
keep the cigarettes on the low shelf.
itsgen 16
Hah that made me laugh