Today, at work, a woman came up to the snack bar and ordered a pretzel with no salt. When I served her the food, she angrily complained about it having no salt, followed by her throwing the whole thing in my face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML
Today, while working as security for a football game, I told a woman she wasn't allowed to bring her Snickers bar into the stadium because no outside food was allowed in. She threw it at my face, then tried to spit on me. I hate people. FML
Today, my mother-in-law came over for dinner. She decided to salt the food I was preparing without even tasting it first, then complained at dinner that I'd used too much salt. She then lectured me on the proper seasoning of food for the rest of the evening. FML
Today, a woman threw a sandwich at me, told me to go back to "fucktard island" and demanded to see my manager. All because the mayonnaise sandwich she ordered, shockingly enough, had mayonnaise in it. FML
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Today, a lady cussed me out for not bringing her salad and pizza to her table. She then wanted her money back. I work at a buffet; a self-serve buffet. FML
Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML
Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML
Today, as I was working at a bakery, a woman stormed in, cut in front of the line, and began yelling at me. She claimed I didn't give her a sandwich earlier and demanded a refund. She got the refund out of my paycheck, and as she was leaving she muttered, "Ha, works every time." FML
Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML
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Top comments
aliyourpally 12
She got what she asked for, but you didn't OP.
thatkid00117 16
Throw some salt at her
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Comments (86)
JME0058 8
I've gotten worse treatment from residents and families in the nursing home I work at.
SSTRNK 6
Only in America would somebody complain about a LACK of sodium...
samaraperez 7
dang customers can.be so inconsiderate goshh
Virtual_BS 13
mocha hagotdi
Tressa1982 18
I've worked in fast food for 16 years and no the customer isn't always right! the customer s usually a dick lol
xRezSynn 15
Wow..just wow
DolfyuttSrednaz 2
Op, I feel I must direct you to this lovely site called "notalwaysright . com". It is an awesome sight, just like FML, and I am sure you will love it.
Blizzards 13
As I also work at a snack bar (in fact, I'm commenting while in it), I can feel your pain.
picturescrazy 24
Happens at my work all the time -.- Just yesterday some lady came in and asked for a BLT and got angry at me since there was no ham & turkey on it.
livelobster123 14
Well OP, think about it this way: She lost her money when she paid for the pretzel AND she didn't get to eat it because, well, she threw it in your face. You, on the other hand, have a nice, tasty, pretzel and money. How sweet is that?