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thepixies842 Warkworth, Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, at my job at a fast-food restaurant, I once again got called into the men's bathroom to break up sex between two homeless people. FML

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McDonalds.. let the puns roll:)

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They were indeed "lovin' it".

Well... if you insist. They turned the bathroom into their play place and didn't give a McShit what anyone had to say about it.

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rawlings123 17

How is this bad? Kids say weird shit sometimes. It's normal. Obviously she doesn't actually mean to do that when she gets older.

Holy ******* shit

Again!?!?????

Your puns are making me uncomfortable

They call that a soup kitchen

that is just so wrong on so many different levels I can't even count them all! Homeless or not find a cardboard box in as a secluded place as you can guys!

psycho_fuzzball 10

that sucks!

sugarbaby9908 20

Well they didn't have a home to have sex in. At least they did it behind closed doors

Did you tell them to quit "dicking" around