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thepixies842 Warkworth, Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, at my job at a fast-food restaurant, I once again got called into the men's bathroom to break up sex between two homeless people. FML

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McDonalds.. let the puns roll:)

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They were indeed "lovin' it".

Well... if you insist. They turned the bathroom into their play place and didn't give a McShit what anyone had to say about it.

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"Once again"

irishmama 5

I worked at a mcdonalds and they really don't pay enough to deal with anything to do with bathrooms so I feel you OP

Best reason yet to finish college quickly.

The homeless need some McLove too.

This fml inspired me to write a story. Chances are it won't be finished though...

He got softserve

you know,Maybe you could join the game..........

So, did he leave special sauce on her buns?

Wtf hahahahaha