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thepixies842 Warkworth, Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, at my job at a fast-food restaurant, I once again got called into the men's bathroom to break up sex between two homeless people. FML

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McDonalds.. let the puns roll:)

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They were indeed "lovin' it".

Well... if you insist. They turned the bathroom into their play place and didn't give a McShit what anyone had to say about it.

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That got to be a really awkward situation for all people.

What an ass! -_^

Oops... Posted that on the wrong FML! DELETE! DELETE! Meh... Guess I'm the ass.

What a bummer

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That must be a cheap restaurant...

It's Mcdonalds. Of course it's cheap, ya dingus. What I don't understand is how your comment had any relation to this FML whatsoever. Doesn't matter if it's cheap or not, it's still gross and highly inappropriate. Sorry OP. That really sucks.

you couldn't have let them finish first?

On the bright side at least it was only two people, imagine if you had to break up an orgy...Awkward..

I had to call the cops once because two homeless people were having sex on the ground in front of my house in the driveway across the street. The lady was so loud. That should have been my fml.

Also if it happens so often I would have said it was someone else's turn.

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