Today, at my job as a bouncer at a music venue, a guy got his nose broken in a rowdy mosh pit. When I went to help him up and see if he was okay, he said, "It was an accident, please don't kick me out," but the word "please" came out as a hot spray of his blood across my face. FML
ColoradoGirl420 tells us more.
Hey All. I did immediately go wash up once I confirmed that he was okay, he thought I was going to kick him out for moshing, I don't think he realized quite yet that his nose was broken, he was pretty drunk. And I am a chick, not a dude :) I get tested regularly anyway, but he and I did have a conversation after he went and cleaned himself up too. I explained that I was worried about disease and he looked positively horrified at the thought and insisted that he was clean. But I did get checked, came back all good. And I love my job, it's only part time, I only work the big shows, been doing it for a while and this is the only time this has ever happened to me. It didn't scare me off like my boss thought it would when he saw me marching off in a huff to the ladies room to clean myself up! lol
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RenoTheRhino 30
You better get yourself checked for diseases if it got in your mouth! Good luck!
Sskittykat 12
Should've learned to say it, not spray it
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Comments (57)
CurlyQute 17
Thats nasty. Better get tested.
rybaby23 8
I'm pretty sure if I was the guy with the broken nose I wouldn't be apologizing I would have seen that bouncer and would have been like "it was all these motha fuckas!! Get them outta here!"
blueboy154 12
You should clean that as fast as possible
worldclassrager 41
I have never heard someone getting kicked out from a moshing wound Hope he didn't get you sick...
nickmoore 12
You should make a follow up
metalhead4740 14
That's pretty brutal
sunshineb81 16
That sucks OP. Do take the advice to get tested for diseases. Sucks dude. I personally would look for another job with a better working environment.
grgnyce 8
What a bloody bastard!!
conman531 23
How did you respond?
Curlytwirly22 17
Oh crap OP you went to the doctor right after that right ?