Today, at a school function for my eldest son, my youngest child silently passed gas. A group of women I had hoped to befriend were sitting next to me, and then left with looks of disgust on their faces. I guess I don't need friends. FML
Denise1988 tells us more.
The little stinker is only 9 months old and while his stench was quite atrocious that day, I wish they hadn't rushed off so soon. The event was outside and it was a breezy day. I have no problem with him doing his thing, I just wished the women had at least come back and tried to include me in their conversations. We moved away from our home state two years ago and I've had a hard time meeting new friends, it's so hard as an adult. I hope it's easier the next time we move.
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Tripartita 45
This is why I was raised to keep my bodily functions down to a minimum in public. In addition to not farting, I also don't eat, breath, blink, or metabolize carbohydrates in others' company. As a result, my parents are incredibly popular.
Steve95401 49
Of course, none of them have ever passed gas before. Shocking!
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Comments (36)
worldclassrager 41
Who needs them?
delichick 27
Thank your youngest.So he/she farted,its a normal bodily function & if other parents cant handle that, you dont need them. Obviously they & their kids have NEVER done that (eye roll).Ive also have IBS and am lactose intollerance,when Im stressed or have even a small amount of milk I can clear a room
BawlmerHon24 17
Screw 'em. Eight to Eighty, farts are funny!
Guzziii 12
Nothing like a kid to kill off any social inclinations
emily_rosalea 6
If your friends don't laugh at farts then they aren't real friends
gabagabaheyu 10
who needs them anyways....
Delial 14
It's not like they've never had small children before . . .
Denise1988 13
The little stinker is only 9 months old and while his stench was quite atrocious that day, I wish they hadn't rushed off so soon. The event was outside and it was a breezy day. I have no problem with him doing his thing, I just wished the women had at least come back and tried to include me in their conversations. We moved away from our home state two years ago and I've had a hard time meeting new friends, it's so hard as an adult. I hope it's easier the next time we move.
luckyduck55 12
I don't understand why people are so ******* rude when people fart. It's not like you can just control it, there's only so long you can hold it. And everyone has farted in public, so people should quit acting like such immature dicks about it
ARagingNewb 8
It's only natural. They're probably fags who use plastic surgery and don't even have to try to be *****.