Today, at a party, my three friends and I thought it would be fun to urinate in a jug. We dislike the neighbours, so decided to throw the contents of the jug over the fence into their garden. It hit a tree and splashed back. I ended up covered in our piss. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML
Today, I was lying in a lawn chair next to my wooden fence when a yellow liquid started spraying me. The neighbor's douchebag son was peeing through the small hole in the fence and soaked me. FML
Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really bad, so we went to the edge of a cliff to relieve ourselves. He peed and it came and hit me in the face. He did it on purpose, so I decided to get him back and peed at him. The wind changed direction and hit me in the face again. FML
Today, I read on Facebook that someone shat outside our block of flats. I laughed and showed it to my friend who was with me. She turned to me, and said, "That was you, we were locked outside last night and you needed to pee, but a poo slipped out." FML
Today, I needed a pee while my dad was painting the bathroom and of course he warned me to not touch the wet paint. I started to pee and for maybe the third time in my whole life I did a two stream piss; one into the bowl and one all over the wet paint. I’m writing this hiding in my treehouse. FML
Today, I left for work. Halfway to my car, my neighbour's son jumped out and emptied a bucket of water all over me. The little pissant screamed with laughter and ran back to his house. His mum's reaction was essentially, "Kids will be kids" and slamming the door on me. FML
Today, my roomie had guests over. I didn't feel like socializing, but I really had to piss. So I pissed in the plant in my room, spilled half of it, mopped it up with an old shirt, and went to bed. FML
Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML
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shananigans 0
Yeah... You have to know you deserve this. Besides how did you not notice the tree was in the way??
gaby904 0
Good. YDI YDI = You Deserved It You Damn Idiot
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Coleanton 0
That is just plain weird.
GhettoToaster 0
How smashed were you? :/
jonchache 0
Stupid ...
dean37 0
LOLOL u deserved it bad Fool
Sarah329 0
F your life because you have to pee in a jug to have a good time.
MajorSilva 0
U deserved it idiot
Authoress 0
I wonder why the neighbours dislike you? It couldn't be something YOU did, you and your friends all sound like wonderful, polite people to me. *rolls eyes*
Purexinsanity 46
It doesn't say the neighbors disliked them, it said OP disliked his neighbor.
monkeyz_fml 0
Ugggfgggggg you r sooo stupid
hirsheybar 0
That made my day ^^ But seriously, Shouldn't the jug have broken on the tree instead of bouncing back??
whitetulips 0
it's like Team Fortress 2!! Jarate! Where people throw a jar of pee on people that's on fire or to make them lose life points. Anyways, this is a given, it's stupid. lol Glad you guys like to get piss on each other.