Today, at a party, my three friends and I thought it would be fun to urinate in a jug. We dislike the neighbours, so decided to throw the contents of the jug over the fence into their garden. It hit a tree and splashed back. I ended up covered in our piss. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML
Today, I was lying in a lawn chair next to my wooden fence when a yellow liquid started spraying me. The neighbor's douchebag son was peeing through the small hole in the fence and soaked me. FML
Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really bad, so we went to the edge of a cliff to relieve ourselves. He peed and it came and hit me in the face. He did it on purpose, so I decided to get him back and peed at him. The wind changed direction and hit me in the face again. FML
Today, I read on Facebook that someone shat outside our block of flats. I laughed and showed it to my friend who was with me. She turned to me, and said, "That was you, we were locked outside last night and you needed to pee, but a poo slipped out." FML
Today, I needed a pee while my dad was painting the bathroom and of course he warned me to not touch the wet paint. I started to pee and for maybe the third time in my whole life I did a two stream piss; one into the bowl and one all over the wet paint. I’m writing this hiding in my treehouse. FML
Today, I left for work. Halfway to my car, my neighbour's son jumped out and emptied a bucket of water all over me. The little pissant screamed with laughter and ran back to his house. His mum's reaction was essentially, "Kids will be kids" and slamming the door on me. FML
Today, my roomie had guests over. I didn't feel like socializing, but I really had to piss. So I pissed in the plant in my room, spilled half of it, mopped it up with an old shirt, and went to bed. FML
Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML
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Top comments
shananigans 0
Yeah... You have to know you deserve this. Besides how did you not notice the tree was in the way??
gaby904 0
Good. YDI YDI = You Deserved It You Damn Idiot
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cmac86 24
At what point did you think it would be funny to assult a neighbor? You could go to prison for that. Also it sounds like you and your friends aren't the brightest bulb on the screen, so I would imagine I'll hear you on head up your ass headlines or the really awful terrible files OR the Darwin awards.
NoMercy_fml 0
YDI. Not worth my time to post a witty remark.
illeyad 0
You got exactly what you deserved, Karma couldn't have played it out any better. Who on earth thinks it is a good idea to throw urine on someone elses property for any reason? Bet you still drank out of that cup.
josh_novak 0
I clicked ydi right after reading the first sentence.
koonade1992 0
Karma's a b*tch
ohhhhshizzz 0
Lemme guess after that, you went to sleep with your cousin who just so happens to be pregnant for your dad at the moment and you ended the night[still covered in piss] with a hoe down. You AREN'T smart.
StoneColdNigga 0
Wow too bad the glass didn't fragment and go into you brain
BaldOuting 0
i hope a video of this ends up on youtube.
krupster 0
Man, I have neighbors that make me want to ruin their garden to... But with a bucket of piss? YDI..
atomick 0
I can picture the conversation now . . . Hey what are you doing this weekend? "Oh me and some buddies are really gonna have some fun. We're going to urinate in a jug!" Dude, that's so hard core.