Today, a creepy-looking guy asked me if I "like bananas" and I said no. He then followed with "Do you want to taste my banana?" Shocked by his boldness, I froze. My boyfriend, who had heard the entire exchange, just laughed and walked off, leaving me with the creeper. FML
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Hi guys, OP here. I am no longer with this guy, for many reasons but this was a huge one. Not the first time something like this has happened. To answer any queries, I have anxiety, mainly towards surprises/shocks and this was one hell of a surprise. My ex knew I have "issues" and disappeared into the crowd (this was at a nightclub) knowing I wasn't following. Thanks for the funny replies and support :)
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TeacherTeacher 11
Time to have a chat with the boyfriend. His behavior was just as not okay as the creeper's. And to anybody saying she overreacted? Congratulations on being part of the problem.
newwitch2010 11
Time for a new boyfriend.
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Comments (35)
hkittyfreak 4
just because of that I would have told him no but my boyfriend does.
bobsanction 18
I'd say you're a strong independent woman that don't need no man, but clearly that's not the case.
ARISKomuniszt 24
I hate it when my head flies through the sky and then a plane crashed into my face
TheSminty1 17
You don't like bananas or just tropical fruit in general? Have you tried a ladies hairy mango instead? You might find you like that. Either way I'm sure the experience was fruitful.
Eivana 37
I probably would have started throwing perverted Beavis and Butthead quotes at him.
Supafly666 5
Me and my partner have been together for nearly 14 years. We like to have a laugh when we go to nightclubs etc. If someone approaches either one of us we have a good laugh but step in when it's needed. But yeah just to walk off and leave you must have not felt good.