Today, as with every day, I had to endure my roommate talking to his wife in a baby voice. This is a grown man, who has had a beard since junior high, who literally talks to her like you would a puppy or a baby. Someone kill me. FML
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fml0505 22
This is the OP! I live with a married couple because they are old friends of mine, the rent is cheap, and it helps them out with the bills as well. It's really not that bad, we get along really well. The baby talk just gets old when you hear it all the time ya know? I don't even think he realizes he's doing it at this point, and I don't want to get in the middle of their marriage. I'll just keep quiet, drown it out with manly music, and vent on FML! # 2 I will be long gone before they have a real baby. # 17 I am indeed very jealous of his beard. Also, they are not newly weds. And to clear things up, all three of us are roommates. He's not living with me instead of his wife like some of you thought. That is all.
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bobbington9298 10
Just wait till they have an actual baby....
ilovedinosawers 17
OP HAS SPOKENNNNNN.
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Comments (162)
BenjiX_fml 13
Regression to the max?
chosha_fml 27
FYL? F HER L!
Hammer01 8
Why would you have a roommate talking to his wife???
firethief21 4
why not just leave then? if your so annoyed about that and instead of letting it build up and losing a friend over an arguement just part ways and get your own apartment
Alex999_fml 1
LOL , I'll do it.
rebelmonster 4
Seems generally awkard to live as a third wheel.
baref00tmama 15
So, you're Ted Mosby then. You should move out.
brittyboo123 35
Well at least op cleared up my thoughts
bronx2713 10
Why is a married man rooming with you?
errienneimagine 20
I know how you feel. I live with a married couple too, only they've got 2 kids. So I get the baby talk from both of them cuz their youngest is only a year and a half old lol