Miscellaneous: Today, as with every day, I had to endure my roommate talking...

fml0505 9 May 2013, 06:49 United States

Today, as with every day, I had to endure my roommate talking to his wife in a baby voice. This is a grown man, who has had a beard since junior high, who literally talks to her like you would a puppy or a baby. Someone kill me. FML

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fml0505 22

10 May 2013, 00:17

This is the OP! I live with a married couple because they are old friends of mine, the rent is cheap, and it helps them out with the bills as well. It's really not that bad, we get along really well. The baby talk just gets old when you hear it all the time ya know? I don't even think he realizes he's doing it at this point, and I don't want to get in the middle of their marriage. I'll just keep quiet, drown it out with manly music, and vent on FML! # 2 I will be long gone before they have a real baby. # 17 I am indeed very jealous of his beard. Also, they are not newly weds. And to clear things up, all three of us are roommates. He's not living with me instead of his wife like some of you thought. That is all.

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bobbington9298 10

9 May 2013, 12:07

Just wait till they have an actual baby....

ilovedinosawers 17

10 May 2013, 02:45

OP HAS SPOKENNNNNN.

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maliburican 1

9 May 2013, 19:34

He's married with a roommate? Pathetic.

ughhseriouslywow 10

9 May 2013, 19:47

He might not even know he's doing it. If he's been with her for years, and that's just something they do, I don't think they'll ever stop. All long term couples have those little mushy things they do that they think are cute, but others think are gross. He's in love and he's married to the love of his life, so just be happy for him.