Today, as I was yelled at by a middle school teacher in front of 30 6th graders for breaking the rule of "no cell phones in school." Luckily, I escaped being sent to the office after explaining I'm a 21 year old college student doing student teaching observations, not a middle schooler. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my teacher yelled at me for using my phone in class. I apologized out loud, knowing that it would help me get off easier. She was yelling at somebody else. FML
Today, at school, I got stuck in the elevator and was about to panic before I remembered I had my phone. I called my mother and she called the school to tell them that I was stuck. They got me out in a few minutes and then confiscated my phone and gave me two detentions for using it in school. FML
Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML
Today, at my job as a fourth grade teacher, I realized that most of my students have far nicer and more expensive phones than I can afford. FML
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML
Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML
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perdix 31
I'm glad you're getting your lessons in double standards and hypocrisy! I'll bet you smugly chew gum in class (and didn't bring enough for everyone!)
MNSam86 0
I know how you feel. I worked as a TA at my former HS for 4 months last fall and got escorted to the front desk for suspiciously walking around. I'm 23, had a scheduled appointment and they didn't believe that i wasn't a student.
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chicabonita5683 0
I got mistaken for being 16 by a cousin of mine when I asked how old his daughter was (distant cousin) and she said 13...he said "I bet you she's 16."...I'm 23. On the note of having a cell phone and using it in school...I am going to school to be a teacher, and even I know that using it is a no-no...YTDI
jimmyjim13 5
I remeber that
Cali125 2
You deserved it--shouldn't of had your phone out anyway. Unprofessional.
vhivfe 3
At least u escaped...but still that is embarrassing being yelled at in front of a group of people
lalita4 0
I was a senior in high school and had the same thing happen to me, I was even in a nice pantsuit with a teacher assistant "tag"... Not sure if I was more embarrassed or mad.... •_•
doglover100 29
Just keep in mind that when you get older it'll be nice that you look young.
RayvenWhite 12
Puberty is right around the bend young grasshopper, do not let this discourage you. XD
fantasyworld 39
When you're older you'll look young.