Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML
Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML
Today, like every day, I had to walk to my bus stop. The only difference today is there was snow and ice over everything. Not only did I slip and fall, soaking both myself and the contents of my bag, the bus driver saw me there at the bus stop and drove straight past. FML
Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML
Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back, and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML
Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML
Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML
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Kukironosuke 16
bet he has
powersmoke 0
Can't help ya, gotta mail to deliver or I'll be out of a job!
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Comments (42)
geewhiz 0
HAHA everyone has to have a tumble at some point !!
jpest17 5
seen worse??? are u a girl wearing a skirt WTH dose he mean!???
Comentator 0
I wouldn't say its a YLS...but I would have followed (from afar) the mail man and when they walked into a building or far enough away, I would have knocked over there carrier
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Wow, don't feel upset... Just remember, he's a postman. The only place in life he's heading is the mail depot.
Compass 0
Through slush, dirt, melting snow, and people on the ground, the mail man has to do his job.
applesmoothiee 2
lol. poor old mailman.
nayr3 0
YDI for being from Kansas
iheartjustinsane 0
Oh wow, you're sooo funny.
TheRipper_fml 0
Why do people feel like others are obligated go help them when they do something stupid like fall down? He's not the one who fell, nor did he cause you to fall, so why the hell do you feel he should have helped you? I know it's common courtesy, but just because he decided not to help you doesn't mean he did anything wrong. Take care of your damn self next time. if you're elderly, I retract my statements. if not, you deserve it for feeling someone had a responsibility to help you.
kbabiiee 0
hahaha how shady!
bROetsNaNa 0
that totally sucks!
thats_awesome 0
now thats awesome!