Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom and slipped on some soap on the floor while I was washing my hands. As I fell, I grabbed the nearest thing to break my fall, which happened to be the hand dryer. It fell off the wall and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I awoke in my bathtub, water all over the floor, all the way into my living room. I drank too much so I don't remember getting into the bath, I have no clue how long I was in there, and I got a message from the manager of my apartment complex telling me the water had leaked into the apartment below. FML
Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML
Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
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Jordie210 0
what a bitch!
whatevaaaa 0
You need to start planning some serious revenge...NOW
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wellinever 5
Falling in the bathroom does hurt. There's nothing soft in a shower so you're lucky you didn't hurt yourself more. At least you know now how mean your roommate can be, so you know how mean your payback can be. Have fun planning it.
herbertx 0
you be trippin
jdannyl 0
ydi for being a lazy ass and not just getting up yourself, why did you need a hand? there's not mention of you being hurt, me thinks you a fatass
Rayn4u_fml 0
Nice to know your housemate has her priorities sorted.
ZeroCharisma 0
I am not a violent person by any means, but if someone did that to me, I would punch them in the face. And #41, she was probably hurt, moron. I fell on the steps last year and it hurt so badly I was actually seeing stars and felt nauseous because of the pain. I gave birth to my son without drugs, so I have a pretty high tolerance for pain, but falling on the stairs hurt like hell. Afterward, I had a gigantic black bruise on my ass and I still have an actual dent in my ass from where I fell on the edge of the stair. This happened over a year ago. Her roommate sounds like a little bitch. Why does it seem like people have absolutely no sympathy or compassion for others any more? It makes me absolutely sick.
22jrdn55 15
do you the pics? can i see them plz?
jonnymohio 2
Hope you got a new roommmate.
Reyo 2
@38: I wanted to say "wooden" but I wanted to avoid those awkward "wood/penis" jokes. *waits for wood/penis jokes*
cartoonelvis 0
Your flatmate is a crackhead. Baseball bats are useful for more than just playing a sport.
Fortune_Cookie 0
You could report her for sexual harassment. But only if you really are THAT pissed.