Today, as I sat down for my flight, I realised that the passenger I had to sit next to for the next seven hours was wearing a necklace made from tampon packaging. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML
Today, as I sat down in the plane, I realized that for the next seven hours I would be sitting next to a priest who refused to stop praying aloud, and an old man who wanted to tell me the story of how the toothpick came to be. FML
Today, I have an eight hour transatlantic flight and the person sitting next to me has already filled his third sick bag. This wouldn't be quite so bad were we not still at the terminal with passengers still boarding the plane. FML
Today, I'm on a 16 hour flight. Five minutes in, the lady on one side has clipped her toenails onto me and the guy on the other side has the most horrific gas I have ever smelled. To help this problem he bought a cheese plate from the stewardess. 15 hours and 55 minutes to go. FML
Today, I discovered the worst possible situation in which to get explosive diarrhea: on a 9-hour transatlantic flight. Next to an attractive single guy. FML
Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, I got my period early. While traveling. For a funeral. I had to walk through two entire airport terminals to find a shop that had any period products, and the only option was an $18 box of tampons. Six tampons, to be precise. FML
Today, after visiting my mom, she stuffed a bunch of pads in my backpack so I'd have some at my dorm. When I was going through security, I was stopped and ended up missing my flight. Apparently the jumbo pads my mom sent look exactly like packs of cocaine when they go through the X-ray machine. FML
Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML
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Top comments
dead_insects 18
could be worse: could be a necklace made from used tampons! But seriously, that's ******* weird...
THEKAISER 4
Bloody hell
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Comments (146)
F0reverAl0ne 5
Tapax Pearl necklace?
notepie 6
Wow... Weirdo!!!!!!!
weak4 5
I don't see the problem
stormchaser24 24
So what,I had to seat next to someone who was fat and was farting in his sleep. YDI
coo24 0
And over at TFLN: dude i was so shitfaced I wore that tampon package neckless all day. And I'm in Norway now.
VooDooCarrie91 19
At least you know where to go if you need a tampon :P
kitty292 9
Why is this an FYL? She's just really weird. But I don't see why it affects you.
childishfears 12
I hope that fashion doesn't catch on
RogueWarrior869 23
Maybe it's because I have seen stranger, but how is this an fml? Were you really so disturbed by someone's jewelry that you truly considered it an fml time? Did the other person do something you did not tell us about? Otherwise I'm stuck here, can someone enlighten me? *also expects thumbs down for this comment
Hjade 4
Inflight entertainment?