Today, and for the fifth week in a row, my dad has been moping around and acting pissy about everything because his psycho girlfriend won't talk to him. He now claims his life is over. I'm being raised by a teenage girl. FML
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SuperFail55 10
Thanks for all the comforting comments. I just thought that I should clear some things up. First of all, as much as I agree that men are just as entitled to their emotions as women I wanted to clarify that naturally he is NOT an emotional man at all. So it is just weird to have him acting so... hormonal. As some of you were wondering it isn't so much impairing his ability to be a parent as it is just not fun to be around him. Also being a teenage girl and having teenage girl friends we can be very melodramatic about relationships and so that's why I used that analogy (cough cough #'s 37 and 38 cough cough.)
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Wakachulak 22
Your last sentence sums it up perfectly
Gmoney12 18
Maybe you should give him the "man the **** up" talk.
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Comments (81)
Aussieinusa 5
Love does strange things to people, even guys.
sanecatlady 13
Seriously I thought at first your dad was dating a teenage girl and that she was raising you because the dad was acting too much like a drama queen...king...and because I'm a woman I thought, "how sick!"
jennifereastman 6
hahahahaha im glad im not a teenager anymore those years sucked
Inked0803 12
Wow he needs to grow a pair and man up plenty of fish in the sea
Llama_Face89 34
Unfortunately a lot of the resemble the blob fish.
xxsakuraxx 29
Lmao he sounds like my parents.
pooldude 24
Maybe by mistake he took some oestrogen pills. Like in big bang theory
Beepbeep7 14
I had to go back and read 37 and 38.wow. Apparently those two need more help than your dad.
Simbaby 23
I got a kick out of this . Normally it's the teens who are waking around fussing about it , not the parents .
SatinsNightmares 17
But comments 37 & 38 sound overly sensitive. It's an FML and an analogy, it wasn't that big of a deal lol.
ItsJustTrina 5
Hahaha slap him around