Today, and every other night since my new neighbors moved in two weeks ago, their cat has been standing outside my house meowing constantly up at my window, where my cat keeps standing and meowing back. It's like a feline version of Romeo and Juliet, and I can't sleep. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog won't stop barking at his own shadow, my cat won't stop purring while kneading on me, and my new kitten won't stop squeaking. It's all very cute, but I can't sleep at all. FML
Today, as every day for the past three weeks, my girlfriend's cat kept us up from 3:30am crying nonstop. We've tried everything, and even exiled my well-behaved cat to keep him company. Now she cries because she feels she's being punished. Starting around 4am. FML
Today, my housemate's cat began meowing at 2:15am. After about 10 minutes of continuous caterwauling, it finally shut up. Almost immediately afterwards, a car with thumping bass music pulled up to idle in the street right outside my window. FML
Today, my cat has made a habit of waking me and my husband up every morning by meowing in front of our bedroom door until we get up. This morning, I finally got her to stop, so I went back to bed hoping to sleep in for a while… Only to be kept awake by my husband’s snoring. FML
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
Today, my incredibly needy rescue cat - who knows she doesn't get to go into my bedroom at night - decided that she needed to wail and scratch the bedroom door from midnight until 5 a.m. Now that I'm awake, she's ignoring me because she knows I'm mad at her. FML
Today, I'm very tired because last night my cat decided to announce to the world that another cat had wandered into the backyard at the top of his lungs. At 2 AM. FML
Today, there are two cats in my basement that won't stop fighting. Loudly. I'm trying to sleep, if you don't mind. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and politely asked if I could keep my “crying baby” quiet at night. I live alone. I don’t even have a baby. I have a cat. A very dramatic, needy, attention-hungry cat who yelps when I close any door or leave her eyesight. FML
Today, trying to make a good impression and be helpful, I volunteered to look after my manager's cat while she moves house. The cat hasn't stopped meowing since he got here this evening, it's now 4 am and I have work in the morning. FML
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Top comments
your_ma 27
That is actually adorable. Or it would be if you weren't having your sleep disturbed..
fmlinact 12
Let's hope it doesn't end like Romeo and Juliet.
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Comments (78)
Dinoporeon 9
Cats are adorable creatures.
Sir_Swaggington 6
That's nothing a little cup of antifreeze can't solve.
enddmd 27
#15 I feel that's just a tad over-the-top...
FimogenFeels 14
Reminds me of a meow mix commercial ... Fyl OP
perdix 31
Open the window and let them sort it out. Who knows? You might get done kittens out of the deal ;)
thefunmom 10
Yeah, let them breed so the cats can keep overrunning the shelters. :
Brianna_Ray 23
Well let's hope it doesnt end like Romeo and Juliet! But I know how annoying your situation is OP from personal experience. FYL for sure.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Oh Romeow, Romeow, why art thou Romeow?
DracoSpirita 21
Romeow, Romeow, what the **** is this weird clear barrier separating us, Romeow?
Leewannabe 10
I'm sure you'll wake up incredibly sophisticated!!
Wizardo 34
Romeow Montague and Juliet Catulet: Two cardboard box houses, both alike in dignity...
catswithhats 13
Romeow and mewliette
Godsofdracos 15
Look on the bright side op, at least you know it's a cat that's actually making those noises!