Today, an unpaid intern had his first day at my workplace of seven years. As a joke, my boss gave him the same challenge she gave me on my first day. The intern completed it in 37 minutes. We've always been told it's impossible. Guess we all have to start working harder. FML
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The challenge was to create a protocol for measuring the thickness of double and triple glazed windows (none of which open) around the company's building. Nothing to do with our actual jobs, most of us just figured it was a trick to get the new guys caught staring out of windows. He won't tell me his method...
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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valalvax 13
what was the challenge?
bubble25_fml 5
it probably begins with getting on your knees...
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iAmScrubs 19
only sonic the hedgehog can do things that fast.
benderbot19 0
sonic and bender
benderbot19 0
thumbs down yessssss I love it!! gimme more *dances around*
teh_uber_muffin 3
*thumb up*. I agree
bjohnst12 0
nothing is impossible who the power of god
iEnvade 2
... The hell are you trying to say? Don't bring God onto the Internet, fool.
garzanic000 0
Don't deny God on the Internet foo!
NullPointer 20
Yeah, he'll get addicted to all the **** and then who is going to answer little Sally's prayers for a chocolate doll?
garzanic000 0
Or not. Because you obviously don't have the slightest clue about God.
bjohnst12 0
nothing is impossible with* god
Barbarossa_fml 0
Apparently getting it right the first time was... WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW?!
Kn0wledge123 21
And then Jesus said "Bring me that ass".
bjohnst12 0
71 have fun in hell
subzerojosh 0
no one denied god so they can still accept him thus won't go to hell. they just said don't bring him up on the internet
andre5006 2
Unpaid intern you me
andre5006 2
Unpaid intern you mean your new asst manager...should have Googled it
benderbot19 0
why do people say mz instead of ms?
ImInABox 6
Boo-hoo. Get over it. You guys set yourselves up by making yourselves think it was impossible. YDI.
katieee_marieee 3
fyl?? wow get over it and work harder.
perdix 31
Was the challenge figuring out what the hell your first sentence meant?
endora914 0
well if you think about it the are looking to impress and u are looking to maintain. unless you are a total screw up dies it really matter ??
SenorAmore 1
If you got time to lean, you got time to clean bitch!!!
elite_stoner 0
Haha when u worked at mcdonalds there was a die hard mcdonalds manager that would say this all the time, sometimes would say bitch