Today, an American lady here in Ireland asked me if I was a Leprechaun. Thinking she was joking, and me being quite "vertically challenged," I decided to just say yes. She then grabbed me and made me endure photographs, cuddles and pats on the head from all her fellow tourists. FML
SpilledWater93
Bray, Ireland
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To those of you who are American, please stop apologising and feeling bad, I actually found that lady and her friends quite amusing so they made my day. And what's more the story got published on here, that's more exciting than a pot of gold any day
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Kiki242 19
As an American, a little part of me just died inside.
Mirorbo 27
Oh behalf of Americans who aren't complete morons; I apologize for you having to endure such humiliation.
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anyoldnamewilldo 23
I didn't know Honey Boo Boo's family was going to Ireland!Seriously though, I am so sorry OP. I am often ashamed of how we Americans are represented by tourists.
pcgwm 13
LOL, damn.. so stupiddddd
Sporkly 26
Ugh I know exactly how you feel; 4'11'' Irish person here who always gets called leprechaun by stupid American tourists.
Dumat 6
They are probably joking,no one really believes in leprechauns.
Sporkly 26
Obviously nobody believes in leprechauns, but it's still pretty annoying.
Cesar_malik 7
Thank god she didn't ask you to bring the pot of gold or follow the rainbow or whatever irish stuff it is ...
megadki14 6
wish you would have punched her in the ******.
itsBMAN11 4
We do apologize for some of the people out country creates, not all Americans are bad, we just get a bad image from dumb Americans
Dumat 6
It's pretty obvious this never happened. Stop trying to bash Americans who have done nothing to you!
luvjkb 10
I promise we're not all like that! Some of us actually have common sense.
WeskersSexslave 15
I apologize for dumbass americans who are ignorant.
Witchylady 18
Ha ha. Americans are so dumb!