Today, an American lady here in Ireland asked me if I was a Leprechaun. Thinking she was joking, and me being quite "vertically challenged," I decided to just say yes. She then grabbed me and made me endure photographs, cuddles and pats on the head from all her fellow tourists. FML
SpilledWater93
Bray, Ireland
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To those of you who are American, please stop apologising and feeling bad, I actually found that lady and her friends quite amusing so they made my day. And what's more the story got published on here, that's more exciting than a pot of gold any day
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Kiki242 19
As an American, a little part of me just died inside.
Mirorbo 27
Oh behalf of Americans who aren't complete morons; I apologize for you having to endure such humiliation.
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KingLewisII 34
Did you give her a pot of gold?
nevergiveinever 19
Being half Irish myself, I am SO sorry.... the fact that half the Americans on here are apologizing for one of our own kind of makes me lose faith in humanity... like, we shouldn't feel like we have to do that, am I right? I dunno.
Echosnow 15
Wow I kind of want to laugh but.... Wow .....I just ... Don't get how some people are sooo dumb!!
simsgirlgem 25
on behalf of this country and my Irish roots I am so sorry sir
Kuro_Kamen 12
Should've charged them money for that.
inakatoots 5
I'm so embarrassed for my country
alex101676 8
most Americans wouldn't behave like that. SORRY.
Food2Abs 13
Wow...that's why I don't like idiots..
JoshMohawk 11
Why didn't you tell her it was good luck to **** a leprechaun?
nemcali 34
Once an American girl told me she was surprised to street lights and that we have electricity at night in Italy. You can imagine her disbelief to hear we had broadband and wifi in almost every house...i guess morons are everywhere