Today, after weeks, I've finally reached my goal and lost 10 lbs. My sister got jealous about me losing weight, and told my parents and coworkers that I'm anorexic. Hello, intervention. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my family held an intervention and told me I needed to lose weight. It probably would've had more impact if they hadn't done this over video chat while stuffing their faces at an all-you-can-eat buffet. FML
Today, I saw my parents for the first time in 11 weeks. They commented on how much weight I lost. I told how due to stress, I hadn't been able to eat anything for the past two weeks and I was basically unintentionally starving myself. They told me to keep it up. FML
Today, I told my mom I lost 30 pounds because of an eating disorder. She told me to keep up the good work. FML
Today, I overheard my ripped, handsome, genetically perfect brother telling my mom how "fat people" make him "nervous". I have only recently accepted my weight, after struggling for years. I now understand why my brother rarely talks to me. FML
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I proudly told my family I lost 15 pounds. My dad looked me up and down and said, "Well, you've got a looooong way to go." FML
Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
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Top comments
kickazz16 15
ignore her. you're amazing for completing that hard goal and congrats! keep it up!
TripOnShoelaces 0
Tell them about her having an over-eating disorder. Works the same way.
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Comments (188)
hunterrrc 5
tell them that she meant you look anorexic compared to her
SexyQueen0905 24
Nice one
dreamering 16
WTF. Who gives a shit. Drama Queen FML.
Tjack_attack 0
you've never seen tosh.0
ImaWiseGuy 5
haha, at your intervention you shoulda been like, my sisters a lying bitch I didn't lose my weight thru anorexia, it was crystal meth...
lalalovebiancaa 0
punch her in the stomach to make her throw up & tell your parents she's bulimic. [=
ImaWiseGuy 5
it's nana nana boo boo stick your head in doo doo, just so you know 12...
Tjack_attack 0
oh well they both sounded right
nlr 9
slap her stomach and tell her it's her turn to lose weight.
im_bored_tired 12
*pats sister's stomach* "what?"- sister "time for you to join in on my workouts"-OP
nlr 9
or saw she's pregnant
Tess_fml 7
wow, you people are idiotic.
Tjack_attack 0
what do you mean YOU PEOPLE