Today, after two months of being teased by my friends for getting wasted and passing out from only one shot, I learned that I wasn't actually too weak to handle the alcohol. My "friends" had secretly laced my drink with sleeping pills. They're now teasing me for believing them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommates told me about all the stupid and embarrassing things I did last night, none of which I remember. Drunk out of my mind? No, I just tried a new sleeping pill after weeks of insomnia. I still barely slept. FML
Today, I held a house party. For fun, I made sure all the beer was alcohol-free, so I could see which of my friends would be weak-minded enough to end up acting drunk. Three did. I was one of them. FML
Today, I went out for drinks for the first since I stopped breastfeeding. I underestimated how low my tolerance had become and how strong the drinks were. My husband was stopped by two bouncers while trying to carry me to the car. They thought he'd drugged me. FML
Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML
Today, I woke up in hospital after a night of heavy drinking. My friends told me I was beat up by the doorman. After going to the club to watch the security footage, it was revealed I actually fell on my face trying to fight, and caused more damage to myself. FML
Today, my friend dared me to break a liquor bottle on my head. I slammed it into my head so hard I got dizzy, then did it a SECOND time and knocked myself out so hard that I pissed and shat myself. My head hurts really badly. FML
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
Today, it was my friend's 18th birthday. She had invited us out drinking. I've never had alcohol before and was very excited. I got a call explaining that she had invited one too many and asked me not to come. People bragging on Facebook about what a great time they were having didn't help either. FML
Today, I accidentally fell asleep at work after working a 12-hour shift. Instead of waking me up, my coworkers spiked my coffee mug with whiskey and told my boss I was drunk. My boss wouldn't even listen to my side of the story and fired me. FML
Today, I went to spend time with friends. The next thing I knew, I was waking up in my bed with several blocked contacts and text messages, saying that what I did was unacceptable. No drugs or alcohol were involved, and I have no memory of this. FML
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Top comments
GhostFox 34
Yeah, I would cut off all contact with them. If they're scummy enough to rookie you and take advantage of quite possibly nearly overdosing you to amuse themselves, there's nothing stopping them from doing worse.
siggy_mcsigx 22
Hell no. If they admitted this in text save the conversation. You could probably press charges or at least threaten to. They already have zero respect for you so have no worries looking like a loser or a snitch to them because their opinions are nothing.
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Comments (42)
Lucky O'Guin 18
First off, these are not friends. Anyone who is so stupidly irresponsible deserves to be prosecuted. Secondly, if you have remained friends with them, you are even more stupid than they.
faifai_fml 21
Friends don't ROOFIE friends, for chrissake. That's horrible!!!
Fucc_Logic_4evah 13
Are you sure these people are friends? Also, the law frowns on people being drugged, just in case you weren't sure.
Cinn_fml 23
These guys are not your friends. If cutting them all out is too hard for you, find out who actually thought it was a good idea and who only went along with it because they couldn't stop it, then certainly remove the former as friends and be wary of the latter.
WeirdUS 30
Found those responsible and drop a dried or fresh Carolina Reaper into a pitcher of the drink they will all share. Whether it's Iced T lemonade or whatever. Film it upload it and afterwards cut them all off. Those ain't your friends. You can get carolina reaper on amazon for less than $10.
ohsnapword 21
With friends like that, who needs enemies?
PhoenixChick 26
Stay away from those people. Warn others about them. They had no problem ROOFIEing a friend, found it fun to lie to you, think it's funny that you believed them. I have no doubt in my mind that they would do it again, and in a situation where they are putting you in real danger- friends who find it funny to drug each other probably would think it's hilarious that some dude was raping you in the corner and you didn't know about it until they send you a Youtube link.
DrowningLessons 19
Kill your friends!
marsmonkey 9
That is horrifying. I'm so sorry to hear that this happened to you. Hard as it may be, please separate from those "friends." That is a cruel and dangerous thing they did, and if they think that's funny, you should not keep them in your life. I wish you well.
Etweens96 25
I think you need to find new friends. People who lace your drink aren't people I want in my life.