Today, after therapy for obsessing over every woman who talks to me, all I could think about was how I could seduce my therapist. I think I still need a lot of help. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried therapy to talk about my problems without feeling like i am harassing anyone. After messaging a therapist for over 2 hours, I felt way better and finally understood. It turned out I'm in such a bad mental state that I'm a danger to myself and others. Police were called by the therapist. FML
Today, I’m mentally, emotionally, and physically exhausted, and I feel like the only person I can talk to who actually listens is my therapist. FML
Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML
Today, my obsession with my mean ex-girlfriend returned. It ended 9 years ago. It happened when I started researching self-help. Now, I can’t stop thinking about that selfish piece of shit. FML
Today, my therapist told me to write down my goals for the next five years. After thinking hard for what seemed like forever, all I could come up with was getting a girlfriend and having an FML published. And to be honest, I'm not even sure about that first one. FML
Today, while I was explaining my troubles to my therapist, he asked me, "And don't you have someone you can tell all that?" FML
Today, my step-mom asked if I was having some eating issues. I admitted that maybe I've picked up some bad habits from friends and school. Now she won't stop bombarding me with self-help books and therapy websites. FML
Today, I've been seeing a therapist after more than 20 years of struggles. I think I saw him cry during our sessions a few times. I guess that my inability to live my life at the fullest was hard earned. FML
Today, I had to go to therapy for my fear of cats. All the way there, my girlfriend kept making cat noises and scratching at me. FML
Today, I’m going to school to become a therapist. Now anyone I tell that to, they now vomit their life stories to me. FML
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luvtheknot 6
That's...one of the creepiest things I've ever heard. FYL bro.
zombiekitten87 12
Perhaps you should see a male therapist, then.
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Comments (94)
perdix 31
It just might work! If you spend tons of money going to talk sessions with her, she might figure out that ******* you would be therapeutic. A hooker would be more cost-effective ;)
AH1Zviper 15
Okay guys, looks like Perdix's joke-machine is out of order. It will be back momentarily. Hopefully.
DaniPandi 22
At least you recognize that you have a problem.
lambda_fml 40
I know that disease. Its called "teenager". Dont worry OP you'll be fine in some years. Or if that doesnt work, a wank a day keeps the rapist away ;-)
Ugi 27
I sincerely hope you meant "therapist"!
DogStew 20
You really need to tell your therapist about this. She's the professional. Full disclosure is for your benefit only.
superguppy19 3
Pay no attention to these people you are afraid that your going to be alone and your anxiety and fear of that is causing this, this fear will have to be worked on if your trying to get over it it also sounds like you have OCD good luck hope this helped
TaniasaysFMLL 15
You have no puncutation whatsoever, so I cannot really say that it's a runon sentence :(. As for OP, I agree with the others! definetly seek a male therapist!
crduncan 6
That's actually a common phenomenon called transference. Keep going to therapy!
Billy_Badass 4
At least he's getting help and knows he needs help instead of letting himself become a creepy stalker. Me, I only obsess over the attractive women who talk to me!
center 5
It's called transference and is very common in therapy. Feel free to tell your therapist so you guys can get beyond it. It is COMMON.
NicoleAshley10 0
Maybe you should get a male therapist
iwadasn 33
If you have this problem, why would you get a female therapist?