Today, after therapy for obsessing over every woman who talks to me, all I could think about was how I could seduce my therapist. I think I still need a lot of help. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried therapy to talk about my problems without feeling like i am harassing anyone. After messaging a therapist for over 2 hours, I felt way better and finally understood. It turned out I'm in such a bad mental state that I'm a danger to myself and others. Police were called by the therapist. FML
Today, I’m mentally, emotionally, and physically exhausted, and I feel like the only person I can talk to who actually listens is my therapist. FML
Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML
Today, my obsession with my mean ex-girlfriend returned. It ended 9 years ago. It happened when I started researching self-help. Now, I can’t stop thinking about that selfish piece of shit. FML
Today, my therapist told me to write down my goals for the next five years. After thinking hard for what seemed like forever, all I could come up with was getting a girlfriend and having an FML published. And to be honest, I'm not even sure about that first one. FML
Today, while I was explaining my troubles to my therapist, he asked me, "And don't you have someone you can tell all that?" FML
Today, my step-mom asked if I was having some eating issues. I admitted that maybe I've picked up some bad habits from friends and school. Now she won't stop bombarding me with self-help books and therapy websites. FML
Today, I've been seeing a therapist after more than 20 years of struggles. I think I saw him cry during our sessions a few times. I guess that my inability to live my life at the fullest was hard earned. FML
Today, I had to go to therapy for my fear of cats. All the way there, my girlfriend kept making cat noises and scratching at me. FML
Today, I’m going to school to become a therapist. Now anyone I tell that to, they now vomit their life stories to me. FML
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luvtheknot 6
That's...one of the creepiest things I've ever heard. FYL bro.
zombiekitten87 12
Perhaps you should see a male therapist, then.
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Comments (94)
ThisisaPun 5
So, I'm not the only one?
CountryCutie90 5
Talk to a man because you obviously have mommy issues
purplecrazy5 3
LOL that's not creepy at alllll.. no offense dude but I would hate to meet u /:
xgetxbentx 13
Why would you not request a male therapist? It seems like that should have been common sense....
Karsin 5
At least you know you have some sort of issue and are seeking help for it.
frankNchunks 4
Aaannd this is why I don't like talking to strange men...
inkdeath87 18
You need a new shrink, possibly male.
SunTzuSamuel 7
Or just a male therapist
epicRawrz 16
Well once Mick Jagger went to therapy for sex obsession. He ended up seducing and sleeping with his therapist.
errienneimagine 20
Maybe you should see a male doctor?