Today, after spending thousands of dollars and several years pursuing a higher education so I could get a high paying job doing something that requires skill and brainpower, I finally got my first job offer after months of searching. I will be cleaning houses. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my first job after having spent months looking, and graduating college in the meantime. I got it based on my pre-college qualifications. FML
Today, I happily went to an interview after job searching for months. I learned a large part of my job would be cleaning the toilets. Every. Single. Hour. I used to lecture at a university until budget cuts happened. FML
Today, I realized I'm so tired of cleaning houses all day to come home to a dirty house that I don't have the energy to clean. I need to hire my own cleaning lady. FML
Today, after a year of unemployment due to my industry shutdown, I finally got a job offer. It involves overseas travel. After being cooped up a year, I'm thrilled! My boyfriend's mother is willing to pay my rent and bills for me to stay home. FML
Today, after 8 years in exceptionally difficult veterinarian classes which put me $200,000 in debt, and 7 months of job searching, I finally got a job. I will be inspecting feces for worms while making minimum wage. FML
Today, after being a stay-at-home mom and picking up after my kids for the past 15 years, I got a job rejection letter saying I wasn't qualified. It was a housekeeping position. FML
Today, I finally got a job after months of searching due to Covid. The bad news? It's cleaning dog kennels. I have an extreme fear of animal poop. FML
Today, I got my first job offer in over a year, a mere few days after being accepted to study for my dream career. My crippling depression won't allow me to enjoy any of it. FML
Today, after spending 8 months and $11,000 on school, I was denied a job in my chosen career field. They told me they decided to go with someone with more experience. So who got the job? One of my classmates. This is her first job. EVER. FML
Today, after spending about 5 years to go back to school, get my life together and get a real job, I now make about $100 less a month. I used to work as a dishwasher. FML
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Top comments
braasilianx0 4
better than no job, your situation could be worse.
Olovio 5
You need more lemon pledge?
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Comments (284)
p33lzhear 6
ydi for thinking college was your golden ticket. if you have a pointless degree an no internships you cant expect anything to just fall in your lap. Everyone has a degree these days, need other things to stand out from the crowd.
Zapzip2013 0
People need to stop assuming just because they get a degree, they are instantly entitled to a job paying a hundred grand a year right out of college.
coffeehedake 0
welcome to real life. :) stick at it though, you never know when a better opportunity will come along, or what you can make of the opportunity you've been given. you could also be unemployed... the cup is at least half full. ;)
xA_Ax 0
Oh oh ohhhh no mr john no here
Rand0mPlaces 0
holy f it sucks to be you
MMMMMMPorkchops 1
I'll bet a lot of money that you majored in something useless like psychology, philosophy or theater. get a business, engineering or health field degree and you'll get a job.
zuzupetalsYO 11
you are ungrateful or you just don't have bills!
PhilMcHawk 7
at least you got that much, asshole. Employers avoid me like the plague, so quit ******* crying OP, and consider yourself lucky.
DeLpHe3zY 7
bummer
possumstampede 0
WHAT? You mean that English degree from University of Phoenix didn't make you the CEO of a Fortune 500 Company right away??????