Today, after spending four hours cooking food for a special family dinner, I went to take a shower before they arrived. I came back out less than twenty minutes later to find most of the food gone, and a very guilty-looking puppy. FML
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Auroraen 8
OP here. Wow. Thanks for all the nice words, guys. My "puppy" is a 120lb, 9 month old Great Dane. Her name is Lily, and she is worse than Marmaduke and Marly put together. She is a total troublemaker. I had made zucchini bread, beef stew, a bunch of sides, as well as a cake. All of it was from scratch. I had actually put one of those baby gates across the entry-way to the kitchen, and she ended up knocking it over. Next time, I think she's going in the cage while I take a shower. And btw, I did just order a pizza. Everyone had a good laugh at me. And yes, she's practically impossible to stay mad at.
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Inediblepeaches 15
Probably should have put him in a room somewhere else, or at least put the food up higher. Puppies will eat anything they can get their paws on.
love_me_electric 20
The dog is still a puppy, you can't expect a dog to be fully trained before it's even a year old. If yours were, that's great, but not every dog is the same.
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Comments (138)
Syn45 8
You think that's bad my cat took my Thanksgiving turkey one year my mom got so mad she throw the turkey with the cat still attached to it out the door while screaming at the cat.
bloodangel1973 8
New entree: BBQ roasted puppy with sweet sauce and spring onions?
maggiewalters 17
I'm not sure why some of you assume that is only the chocolate that can make an animal ill. Sugar is really bad for them too. So for whoever said that "only dark chocolate" is bad for dogs, you are completely wrong.
ImmaEatYouXx 10
My dog still eats food off the table :/ We've kind of trained him but they still like to take a snack if thy think they can get away with it ;D It's like when your mum bakes and tells you not to steal a cookie... Twenty years later you're still takin those cookies!!
Yusomadbro_fml 4
U see guilty dog I see tasty hot dog No I am not Chinese
ingram450 3
well you could have ate the dog instead
ingram450 3
just eat the dog
DeeEss 9
OP was obviously in a hurry and couldn't put the dog away.
ivanhoe4u 3
Pound.
CrystalFelix 13
lol puppy busted!