Today, after spending four hours cooking food for a special family dinner, I went to take a shower before they arrived. I came back out less than twenty minutes later to find most of the food gone, and a very guilty-looking puppy. FML
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Auroraen 8
OP here. Wow. Thanks for all the nice words, guys. My "puppy" is a 120lb, 9 month old Great Dane. Her name is Lily, and she is worse than Marmaduke and Marly put together. She is a total troublemaker. I had made zucchini bread, beef stew, a bunch of sides, as well as a cake. All of it was from scratch. I had actually put one of those baby gates across the entry-way to the kitchen, and she ended up knocking it over. Next time, I think she's going in the cage while I take a shower. And btw, I did just order a pizza. Everyone had a good laugh at me. And yes, she's practically impossible to stay mad at.
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Inediblepeaches 15
Probably should have put him in a room somewhere else, or at least put the food up higher. Puppies will eat anything they can get their paws on.
love_me_electric 20
The dog is still a puppy, you can't expect a dog to be fully trained before it's even a year old. If yours were, that's great, but not every dog is the same.
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Comments (138)
lifesucks1217 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
some times I hate dogs..okay a lot because of things like this
mimerino 9
And yet your profile picture is of a dog.
sugarbear0727 19
It happens. I'm glad you were able to laugh it off. And puppies, no matter what kind, are hard to train. They like to test you.
alkolaali 7
Was that a dinasor puppy or what? Four hours of cooking and he eats it in less than 20. Something fishy
ViviMage 40
It takes 90 minutes to make an Oreo cookie. I can snarf it down in 10 seconds.
lifesucks1217 6
-11 for no reason? sounds about right for people these days...
EpicJman2828 11
and now that makes a whopping total for the ass hole 27
EpicJman2828 11
correction: 46
siobhan1993 7
Awwww! I miss those days of puppy adventure. You put things where you just "know they can't get them" and they still do. We had a dog once who could jump ontoour kitchen counters and get the food. Dogs will be dogs and that's why we love 'em!
falconpoke007 10
My basset-bulldog jumps on the counter when we aren't looking. Once he ate a whole 6 ounce steak.
xkncas 8
This is why you should learn to crate your dumb dog. You totally deserved it.
xs4u 13
awwww!!!!! adorable!!!! love it when my pup does that!!! :D
hynci 4
真应了那句话…都尼玛让狗吃了
assassinthefirst 5
Not sure if FYL or YDI. Unfortunately there is no "Adorable pup" option :/