Today, after living in my apartment for nearly a year, I heard my neighbor having a violent toilet session. Now I realize he's always been able to hear the wrath of my bowels too. We wave at each other every day. FML
toilet_trouble tells us more.
Hi. Some of your comments really made me laugh! So, it surprised me I heard him because I've never heard anything other than a vacuum or water in the pipes. This just made me aware he can probably hear a lot more than I previously thought.. Luckily I don't have loud bathroom trips often. I definitely regretted the super loud fart I ripped about 5 minutes prior to hearing him though. :p Anyway, neighbor acts cool so all is well!
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wastedpenguin 14
You guys should get to know eachother:)
jigglypuff34 16
If he hasn't said anything, he probably doesn't give a shit. If you're still concerned play some music while you release your fury.
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Comments (95)
Federgirl 19
can u say awkward?? sry.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Pooptime friends!
Xotoolyxo 16
They're that bad everyday? Damn what do you eat
DanielleinDC 34
Imagine what else your neighbor might hear through your thin walls.
toilet_trouble 5
Hi. Some of your comments really made me laugh! So, it surprised me I heard him because I've never heard anything other than a vacuum or water in the pipes. This just made me aware he can probably hear a lot more than I previously thought.. Luckily I don't have loud bathroom trips often. I definitely regretted the super loud fart I ripped about 5 minutes prior to hearing him though. :p Anyway, neighbor acts cool so all is well!
awkwardology 23
If you wave at each other everyday, despite your neighbour's ever-expanding knowledge of your bowel movement routine, it can't that bad, right?
Loser10000 9
People make the weirdest friends...
avapaige1234 19
You'd probably make a good couple.
Huddisher 10
Bowel buddies for life.
cwaziemamma 16
I can hear the guy upstairs pee all the time, cuz I never have the tv or radio on, and it is always quit in my appartment.... I told him once~ but he didn't believe me :/