Today, after living in my apartment for nearly a year, I heard my neighbor having a violent toilet session. Now I realize he's always been able to hear the wrath of my bowels too. We wave at each other every day. FML
toilet_trouble tells us more.
Hi. Some of your comments really made me laugh! So, it surprised me I heard him because I've never heard anything other than a vacuum or water in the pipes. This just made me aware he can probably hear a lot more than I previously thought.. Luckily I don't have loud bathroom trips often. I definitely regretted the super loud fart I ripped about 5 minutes prior to hearing him though. :p Anyway, neighbor acts cool so all is well!
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wastedpenguin 14
You guys should get to know eachother:)
jigglypuff34 16
If he hasn't said anything, he probably doesn't give a shit. If you're still concerned play some music while you release your fury.
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Comments (95)
TADspace 30
At least you know he'll hear you in the event you run out of TP.
laden_swallow09 35
…And? Everybody poops!
vikky538 29
u can call it bathroom buddies
ABillOnFire 15
everybody poops
sam_1221 13
i feel you, i live in an apt too. So nice to know when my upstairs neighbor takes a shower or flushes the toilet thankfully i usually cant hear anymore than that. My favorite has to be when it sounds like they are bowling with furniture at about 1AM
an3ph 20
Did we just become BEST FRIENDS?!
poisongirl708 11
Hahaha talk about a battle shit game
peggscott 14
I had that problem when I stayed in dorms... After a while it turned into a competition to see who's took the most flushes...
Acers1 13
Anyone else think of family guy?
how_to_implode 17
Well then ... you're even.