Today, after driving for four hours to visit my best friend for the New Year's break, she still hasn't finished up her Skype conversation and left her room to greet me. She knows I'm here. I've spent the last hours watching YouTube videos with her cat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I drove 4 hours to see my girlfriend of a year, as she had asked me to stay with her for a few days. When I arrived she told me she wanted to be friends as she liked someone else, but wanted me to stay the few days so we could work on being friends. FML
Today, my best friend came over for dinner and a movie. Moments after arriving, she spent an hour on the phone, and ended up accepting another invitation before leaving. I guess it's dinner for one tonight. FML
Today, my girlfriend begged me to stay up late and video chat with her because she missed me. Even though I work early mornings, I reluctantly agreed. After waiting up until 2am for her to get online, I gave up. She had fallen asleep. FML
Today, I made a trip that would usually takes three hours, but took over five thanks to holiday traffic, to comfort my best friend after another breakup with her horrible boyfriend. We'd planned to go and watch the fireworks; instead she completely ghosted me in this strange town so she and him could "work things out." FML
Today, after I moved across country to move in with my best friend, she decided to move in with her boyfriend a month into me being here. I don't know anyone here. She hasn't been home in 4 months and recently any time we've made plans, she stands me up. FML
Today, my best friend stopped by my house, borrowed a movie, and left. That was the extent of our communication for the day. Today is my birthday. FML
Today, I'm taking care of my friend's cat while he's away for a while. She's very clingy and friendly, which I don't mind… or at least, I thought I didn't mind, until I tried to go to sleep and she insisted on lying on my face. I felt bad for having to kick her out of the bedroom. FML
Today, my girlfriends and I had planned a movie night. When she got home, she took her laptop and some snacks we prepared, and spent the evening playing online games. When I asked if I should wait for her, she told me to go and "watch some shit on Netflix, I don't really care" without looking away from the laptop. FML
Today, I'm sick of watching my friend's dog while she is on vacation. In four days, the dog has shredded my mattress, peed on my couches, chewed my kitchen chairs, and attacked my dog while she slept. My friend won't answer her phone, but she does update Facebook non-stop. Ten days to go. FML
Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML
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sheilandthegirls 20
Leave. Take the cat with you and head home with your new best friend.
SebastianCT 14
At least the cat cares about you.
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Comments (43)
writerchic85 26
Stand up for yourself! Go in that room and tell your friend that you're leaving if she's going to be so rude.
wow2mylife 25
leave and find something to do around the area and if it right come back
Scarylizard1798 23
What a great friend
CharlotteColeman 6
Just leave. She's being a bitch. You have better things to do
WOTAN1488 24
Lamezoids
Witch_E_Poo 14
BANG on the door (to make her jump and almost piss herself) call her the Selfish ****, that she is....then leave. Go to a nice place and have some great comfort food, then head home WITH YOUR HEAD HELD HIGH for not tolerating being treated like that! Like yourself, more then she does.
ko051598 20
I hate people like that. Like whats the point In me coming over if I'm just going to hangout with your cat, I'm mean cats are pretty great, but seriously
BoxFullOfLazy 25
Is she Skyping with her terminally ill father or something? If not, tell her off for being an inconsiderate bitch and go spend time with people who appreciate you.
Witchylady 18
Doesn't sound much like a friend at all, let alone a best friend.
soulreaper12296 28
Well who was she skyping with though? It could've been her parents.