onthemarket
United States
Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Greeley, United States
Emotional rollercoaster
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
neverdatingagain
Lake Oswego, United States
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
John
United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
timor
United States
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He said yes, but is now sulking because I took away his "manhood". Jeez, sorry I didn't want to wait another 7 years for you to finally do it. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Cedar Rapids, United States
Bad timing
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my boyfriend that I wanted to go separate ways. Before I could say anything, he proposed. FML
Canadagirl
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Anonymous
No Chick-Hating on Easter!
Today, I proposed to my boyfriend of 13 years. He broke up with me because "Chicks can't propose, that's gay!" FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
The betrayal!
Today, my boyfriend of 7 years left me for the woman I had previously expressed concerns about. I wouldn't feel so bad if he hadn't dumped me and then got with her not even two hours later. FML
Anonymous
Break it off
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
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JINJANINJA 0
Good luck to that Bitch
nkt_19 0
if he hasn't proposed in 7 years, he's obviously up to something or not interested.
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Comments (166)
Erindub 0
Best revenge...Be Dazzle EVERY piece of clothing he owns including hats : )
Lexisaurus 6
psh I would get revenge by running over that mother Fu**** :) that makes everything all better... oh and just to make sure backup over him after.. remember rule #2 in dumbass boyfriend killing; DOUBLE TAP =) have a great day OP. that will fix all ur problems
kateland10 0
wow did u rlly not notice that there mite be something wrong if he hasnt proposed in 7 years!! he probably never saw u two together nd u wasted 7 years becuz u were to naive to see the truth. guess u didnt noe hime as good as u thot u did
IIIXIII 0
just wait and see how complacent he gets with his new girl after 7 years?
clevclev 0
the sad thing is you never picked up on the signs that your not his girl sorry sucks for you!
jessica_xoxo 0
ha. she'll have fun with him...
sillybabee 3
aw): my boyfried went after my mom if it makes you feel better
sillybabee 3
YDI for having an iPod by the way((: haha just had to say it
stfuexe 0
burn.
sillybabee 3
haha that would be awkwarrdd!