onthemarket
United States
Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Greeley, United States
Emotional rollercoaster
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
neverdatingagain
Lake Oswego, United States
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
John
United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
timor
United States
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He said yes, but is now sulking because I took away his "manhood". Jeez, sorry I didn't want to wait another 7 years for you to finally do it. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Cedar Rapids, United States
Bad timing
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my boyfriend that I wanted to go separate ways. Before I could say anything, he proposed. FML
Canadagirl
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Anonymous
No Chick-Hating on Easter!
Today, I proposed to my boyfriend of 13 years. He broke up with me because "Chicks can't propose, that's gay!" FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
The betrayal!
Today, my boyfriend of 7 years left me for the woman I had previously expressed concerns about. I wouldn't feel so bad if he hadn't dumped me and then got with her not even two hours later. FML
Anonymous
Break it off
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
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JINJANINJA 0
Good luck to that Bitch
nkt_19 0
if he hasn't proposed in 7 years, he's obviously up to something or not interested.
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Comments (166)
dabieku 0
FYL op. Go find better a guy.
dabieku 0
* go find a better guy
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Man did you ever even talk to the guy you were supposedly "with" for 7 years? There's something wrong with you if you didn't notice he was close enough to someone else to ask her to marry him.
starile 20
FFML, don't take it as her "ruining your life"-- that's giving her too much credit and power over you. After all, FML doesn't define your whole life, does it? She's being immature, but you can take it in stride. I don't think anyone has changed their opinion of you bc of her comments.
FFML314 0
that sucks! I'm sorry OP :(
FFML_314 12
NOTE THE CREEPY STALKER. Shall I repeat? Or does everyone get it?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Please, repeat.
FFML_314 12
THIS IS ISABELLA EVERYONE. SHE IS A BIG ASS CREEP. She is ruining my life, one FML comment at a time. If you receive a message from her, verify that there is a _ in the name, before responding back. She is also claiming to be Intoxicunt and she's unaware of her stupidity. Carry on.
Graawr 7
woah cool, you have a staker. :D
Graawr 7
*stalker. darn it.
Freeze_fml 17
Heil Hitler.
johnnie99 0
Do you want a stalker?
Stupified 0
She's not a stalker, she's an idiot. Unless she's following you around and watching your every move, I don't get how she is "stalking" you.
FFML_314 12
She's stalking me on the site. She is messaging me like a crazy fool, not to mention following my comments. It's quite obvious that she's not an actual stalker.
MetalFish 0
who the **** stalks someone they've never seen in real life on a website forum? sad people...
FFML_314 12
Hey, the poor girl broke her leg and needs something to do. People just can't get over me. I tried being nice. She just wouldn't listen.
MetalFish 0
FFML... being nice?! I'll need pics of that before I believe it xD seriously though, you can block people from contacting you on this site, cant you? at least the message system? I also avoided a "Well if she can't get over you, get under her" joke... but I think that would have been lost on you, in all honesty :)
FFML_314 12
Yes, I can be nice. People just take me seriously and freak out. :]
MetalFish 0
Lies :p Probably the Grammar Nazi regime you hold so dear xD But yeah, just block the bitch.
FFML_314 12
No, honestly I'm awesome. Blocking her does not stop her from commenting.
MetalFish 0
"No, honestly I'm awesome." Modesty is a quality that costs nothing, yet can get you much respect ;) Good point... erm... you're ****** then?
Tasanasanta 0
101-Dude... just stop.. You will lose here because you're being a dick. And you didn't even quote her right T_T
FFML_314 12
He's not being a dick. He's being a smart-ass, which is OK. I like smart-asses.
Tasanasanta 0
Yeah but I can be a smartass too. It takes a dick to use the smartass-ness.
Tasanasanta 0
Disregard that comment, that's me being retarded.
MetalFish 0
#105 I was actually being cheeky, not a dick. and I quoted her perfectly, considering I C&P the comment. What I was doing there is called banter Definition of banter is to speak to someone in a playful or teasing way. :)
pooponyuou 0
thts why u don't live with a guy before marriage
hahafylop 4
Who the hell said anything about living together before marriage????????
Kkkiana 7
they probably WEREN'T living together which is why he was able to cheat on her...
Steve95401 49
Ouch! Talk about being blindsided.
carm3nl1 0
that's some BULL S***!! I mean at least better now than later after u were married n had kids assuming you don't have any now. u still have time to find yourself a good man! good luck OP!
skyttlz 32
ha wow that's sucky
fable_fayebee 0
time to start dating again? maybe you'll find a better man this time
flamesfan4life 0
...... just saying
Alphreak 0
LMAO nice bro
bleaker95 0
ouch