Today, after being laid off for over a year, I got turned down for an unpaid internship. I can't even get people to let me work for free. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was let go from my internship for "not putting in enough effort". I was working 50 hours a week for almost zero pay. FML
Today, my company filed for bankruptcy, but the reorganize kind where it still functions. There are no funds to give out paychecks any time soon. They won't fire me. If I voluntarily quit, I cannot file for unemployment. I'm now an unpaid intern. FML
Today, I received my 12th rejection letter for voluntary work, as I don't have enough experience to be paid. I can't even work for free. FML
Today, as usual, I got to my internship early, did everything my bosses asked. At the end of the day, I was fired after 3 weeks of working unpaid overtime because they found an applicant with more experience for the job I applied to and they wanted to cut costs. FML
Today, after finally getting a job offer after months of unemployment, I found out that the person who was going to hire me got fired. Which means I'm not getting the job. FML
Today, it's been less than a week since I finally got a job, after over a year of searching. I just found out that there's about to be a wave of layoffs. I haven't even gotten my first paycheck, and already I'm going to lose my job. FML
Today, I was let go from an unpaid internship. The reasons cited was that I seemed unhappy at work. No, that's just my face. FML
Today, not even a week after I was laid off from my job, I got a call from my old boss. He offered me a "new" job at the company, which turned out to be just like my old one, but with drastically reduced pay. I'm so broke and desperate that I accepted. FML
Today, I completed my two-month internship, where I have been working as hard as I could with the hope of being hired. My boss couldn't remember my name, and declined to be a reference. FML
Today, I was turned down for a job because they thought I lied about having a six-month internship. Why? The secretary I told off for stealing my lunch every single day told them she hadn't heard of me, and the new company won't listen. FML
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DontModMeDammit 10
Become a prostitute, I heard the are paid well.
Snowstar 0
-Crickets- If you're gonna tell a joke, make it a good one...
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Comments (96)
asdaasdaasda 1
life is a bitch
HomeAl0ne 20
I might be able to find a position for you. I do numerous unpaid charitable activities, however I get my greatest satisfaction as a volunteer for the local sperm bank. Perhaps you could give me a hand.
immamonster 0
mcdonalds is always hiring
marchelle001 0
Not True .
Tomcat99_fml 3
wonder why you were laid off in the first place? that may be the link you're missing. I'm certain that's the point you're missing. and in one interview they saw what took your past employer a year to see.
tomcat69 0
That's what you get for waiting for your severance pay to run out before starting to look for another job...
BB_ava 0
it's not going to suck itself
Skatejock21 0
Become a legal prostitute, go to the bunny house, not to say I go there since I'm married, but it was on the Tyra show, when my wife was watching it. Go get paid to sleep around legally. They get very nice pay checks, with a bit of somethin' somethin' to top it off.
awardZu 0
Have you tried a workforce agency, or a temp agency? You can usually find a job quickly through a workforce agency, they have thousands of positions that need to be filled and can usually find one to fit your experience. With a temp agency, you can sometimes land a permanent position if you do well.
pussyowner 0
dont worry you not a fail to your parents you just fail in life
thegypsy 0
soooo I'm Muslim and I'm not getting tfo. rude.