Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Today, my mom opens at McDonald's, and I go with her to chill before walking to the bus stop. The lobby was closed. I had to shit so bad, I was knocking on the door, and usually they let me in, but nobody noticed. I had to shit so incredibly bad. so… I went into the car and found an old McDonald's cup and some napkins… FML
Today, I opened my front door to see that someone else's McDonald's was delivered to me overnight, but the food was all moldy. The one time I get free food… FML
Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML
Today, after a long and exhausting day at work, I had no energy to do much of anything, so with that in mind, I got Arby's on the way home. When I did get home and was trying to carry the bag inside, it ripped open and spilled my food all over the driveway. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, after stopping to pick up dinner at a fast food joint, I got a nosebleed. I immediately reached into the bag to grab napkins and began stuffing them up my nose, only to find out too late that a mustard packet had burst in the bag. FML
Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML
Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML
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FrancesShiver 20
Welcome to McDonalds, we can see you're starving, have some ******* napkins.
freckleface221 19
This is why you check to make sure they got your order right before you leave!
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Comments (219)
FIRELEGO 2
Couldn't u feel that it was empty?
epilepticloh 20
How didn't you notice the bag was lighter than it should be?
DA14573 6
I have to vote YDI for this one. It may get down voted , but it's the truth. For one simple fact. Napkins weigh hardly anything at all. How could you not feel that you got an empty bag. Or even a 2 second cursory glance.
cheshireau 26
I feel you. Once I asked for a Big Mac with extra pickles. Got the extra pickles but no beef patties. I hope their are plenty more fast food outlets on your way home.
loserlikeme49 4
wouldn't you be able to tell by the weight something wasnt right? also thats why I always check the bag before leaving!
Ki11erC 18
How do you not notice its a bit light.
SkepticBadger 1
Must have been some exceptionally heavy napkins...
name_loading 19
I agree with #65. A couple years ago, I went with my brother and he ordered a hot chocolate. After waiting a few minutes at the window a girl came out and asked, "Did you want that hot chocolate cold?" ... it still irritates him and makes me laugh.
vampire1618 5
YDI for not checking, even if it wasn't known for stuff like that there are mistakes every once in a while anywhere you go (like my till last night decided to add a $70 item to a woman's purchase because the system is suckish, fortunately she caught the mistake before it went through).
mattorama 15
Don't trust low wage, disgruntled workers with anything. YDI for not checking.