Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Today, my mom opens at McDonald's, and I go with her to chill before walking to the bus stop. The lobby was closed. I had to shit so bad, I was knocking on the door, and usually they let me in, but nobody noticed. I had to shit so incredibly bad. so… I went into the car and found an old McDonald's cup and some napkins… FML
Today, I opened my front door to see that someone else's McDonald's was delivered to me overnight, but the food was all moldy. The one time I get free food… FML
Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML
Today, after a long and exhausting day at work, I had no energy to do much of anything, so with that in mind, I got Arby's on the way home. When I did get home and was trying to carry the bag inside, it ripped open and spilled my food all over the driveway. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, after stopping to pick up dinner at a fast food joint, I got a nosebleed. I immediately reached into the bag to grab napkins and began stuffing them up my nose, only to find out too late that a mustard packet had burst in the bag. FML
Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML
Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML
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Top comments
FrancesShiver 20
Welcome to McDonalds, we can see you're starving, have some ******* napkins.
freckleface221 19
This is why you check to make sure they got your order right before you leave!
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Comments (219)
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Omg that's the perfect thing to call it!!!!!!
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Had one mcdonalds worker forget to give me my meal sitting in there she says to me "well I only have two hands" touché lady touché. She now only works the drive through.
Guardian88 21
This should be a lesson to you as to ALWAYS check the bag before you leave.....
Guardian88 21
At times? More like ALL THE TIME
jixiekat 14
that's why I check the bag before I leave, because half the time they make a mistake :/
indiegirl0591 4
That sucks! I always check the bag before leaving now. Too many times have I got home and something was missing.
SuzukiDangerous 5
You're wayyy better off, they did you a favor actually now you don't have to eat their poison.
mattrd_fml 31
How did you not know there was nothing in the bag? the weight should have given it away. This is why I always check my bag before I leave the drive through window.
Headcrab 29
how did you not feel that by the weight? unless it was A LOT of napkins..
Death69 24
Must be one of those new fad diets. Low carbs, no gluten, low calories, low fat & of course...Low on taste.