Today, a very good friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said, "Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes!" When I sat back down, I saw tears in his eyes, and he said, "You've made me the happiest man alive" as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, after 8 years, I confessed one of my best friends I've been in love with him since we were kiddies. His answer was "Don't worry, I won't stop talking to you." FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the love of my life. She laughed and said, “Nah, you’re like a brother to me, I can’t see you that way.” This after I drained my wallet for her birthday, brought her flowers and comforted her when her dog passed away, and fixed her car every time it broke down. FML
Today, I said to my significant other, "I think I'm a pretty good catch." She started laughing so heavily that tears came out of her eyes. FML
Today, a guy that I've been friends with for almost 20 years, and for whom I have never shown even the slightest bit of romantic interest in, confessed his love for me. In front of everyone we know, at mine and my fiancé's engagement party. FML
Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML
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bettyboo_x 0
Wow omg, what did you say to that?
rotf_coaster_9 0
ouch....how'd you fix that up after the fact? damn I feel awkward where i'm sitting now I can only imagine how you felt
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Comments (392)
Struedelmuffin 0
Monicamischeif needs to go play with her lesbian friends in the fiery pit of Feministland. :D
gummibehrs 4
Will we be seeing his FML soon? "Today I proposed to a very good friend of mine and she said yes. She was joking. Now I have to return the ring in shame. FML"
Stormblazer 0
I'm sorry, but you deserved that. This is why I hate it when people joke around when someone's trying to be serious. Honesty > Stupid jokes.
ShaydeStar 0
FYL
tisiphone_fml 0
I wonder what happened... did they get married? Were they able to laugh it off? They sound like nice people, that's so sad.
Pop1520 0
That's terrible. Don't ever joke around with something like that. Poor guy.
heyzus_100 0
haha damn.. i feel sorry for that guy... lmfao
raithex 0
You really should've waited for him to ask the question. :b That was just cruel.
SirRender 0
Owned
teozac 0
Awwwwwwwww! <:)