Today, a short guy asked me how the world looked "up there", as I'm really tall. I decided to lift him up so he could see for himself. I failed both times I tried, to the great amusement of everyone watching. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a guy struggling to reach something on the top shelf at the grocery store. Wanting to be helpful, I said, “Need a tall person’s help?” He laughed, stepped aside, then his girlfriend, who was taller than both of us, grabbed the item with zero effort. She gave me the dirtiest look, as if I’d personally insulted his manhood. FML
Today, I had a date with a guy from the Internet. I'm 6ft1, which tends to put potential dates off, so I'd slyly knocked a few inches off my description. Turns out he'd done the same. He'd added a whole foot to his height. I had to crouch to talk to him. FML
Today, I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage because I could see the stage from wherever I was stood. On the downside, I was used by people as a meeting point. FML
Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML
Today, I went to a TV show filming, but I was sitting behind what must've been the tallest person in the world. I'll probably only get to see the show properly once it airs. FML
Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML
Today, I was trying to impress someone by doing pull-ups. I got halfway up, froze, and then slowly slipped down like a dying horse. It felt like the whole park had stopped to watch. I tried to laugh it off, but I’m pretty sure they’re still talking about it. FML
Today, I was in the supermarket when I saw a little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I went over to him and asked if his mom knew where he was. The boy turned around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML
Today, I tried to show off my basketball skills to a cute girl at the park. I went up for a dunk and ended up getting stuck in the net, hanging upside down while everyone laughed at me. FML
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Top comments
deathstroke990 22
as a tall person whose been asked that many times, I can honestly say that I've never thought about lifting them up to be my height kudos
Montiphelia 16
Do you even leviosa bruh?
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Comments (52)
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Is no one going to talk about the fact that whoever OP tried to lift, casually stood there, letting OP have a go at it? I find that amusing. Maybe they secretly wanted to see the world from OP's height. lol
Dale_shackleford 13
Did anyone else just imagine op talking to a midget and trying picking them up out of the blue he second they made the joke?
Wutdafuqq 24
As a fellow tall person I can sympathize, despite never being asked that.
SecundusSecunda 27
At least you tried, man But now, it is time to go to the gym, if you feel like you need to
kelzo33 7
You should've said "it's a bit misty" then spat on him
jeffprobs 29
As a tall person i think this would make a good comedy movie
Nail7777 16
I can see it now, Jerry is a tall guy who could reach for the stars, but after being publicly humiliated for not being able to lift a short guy...he must learn to lift himself up from this tragedy
GabbyPLluch88 13
hahahahahah a haha I wish I was there! but no seriously it socks, I'm telling you by experience ?
rashpimplezitz 9
Just spit on them and say "It's raining"
cccaaaai 1
I thought the most frequent question for tall people is "do you play basketball?" Hahahah
yourwifelovesme 25
Short and fat too