On the bright side, at least it was sunny enough to have the sunroof down.

Shit happens

If only some of us could have that aim during other things....

With that level of accuracy it clearly wasn't an Apple drone making a delivery

I'd buy a lottery ticket if I were you. Odds of winning that might be equal to the bird's odds of hitting your center console

Jeez, that sucks

Your car won't get into a single accident hence forth! I assure you that :p #goodomen

360 Y Y no scope headshot

How is this an FML? Lol

Sometimes it seems like birds just love to make their shit as annoying as possible. And I work at a zoo where there's ******* geese everywhere that just chill in the parking lot and poop on cars. Assholes- the lot of them