Today, a guy at my work asked if I could fix his computer in his cubicle. The first thing I see on the screen when he logs me onto it is an anime porn game with tentacles. My boss walks by, stares at me and then laughs uncontrollably. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I set up an office laptop remotely from home. My own laptop screen sat next to that laptop screen. I wanted to wank so opened some porn on my own screen. Then my boss called and said, "There's smut playing on this laptop." Wrong screen, and my work PC was in console mode, so people had gathered to watch. FML
Today, after being yelled at by our boss because the office computer server has yet another virus, my co-worker and I did a bit of investigating. Apparently, the viruses aren't coming from client emails as we previously assumed. It seems that the problem is really our boss's porn addiction. FML
Today, my boss asked about Anime because her new boyfriend is obsessed with it and she wants to understand. I was showing her some classics like Fullmetal Alchemist and One Piece when she was called away, leaving me with anime on my work computer. My manager then saw it and gave me a written warning. FML
Today, I was in the restroom at work, snickering at some funny stories on my phone while I took a dump. Little did I know that the asshole in the next stall would report me to our boss, claiming he'd heard weird noises, then looked over the divider and witnessed me jacking off to porn. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I was summoned by the big boss and I was bricking myself waiting in his waiting room, wondering what job he wanted me to do, or if I’m getting fired. Turns out he heard I watch a lot of anime and wanted me to teach him about it so he can talk to his teenage daughter about her interests. FML
Today, I was babysitting for a friend who develops software. After the baby was asleep, I was watching anime on my iPad. Turns out he created an app that alerts his phone whenever potential adult content streams through his internet. It was just an anime, but he's convinced I was watching porn. FML
Today, in the break room at work, I was looking through my email on my phone about my Amazon orders. There was a suggested product that looked like a dildo. I turned around to see my boss behind me glancing at my phone. FML
Today, I got caught checking out my porn collection while working. The embarrassment is compounded by the fact that I work from home, and I only flashed the folder on screen, but it was enough for coworkers to notice and now call me "King Dong". FML
Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time left. FML
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Top comments
Trace01m 11
that guy planned it
Lifeisntfair13 0
so did your coworker like frame you?
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Comments (85)
laden_swallow09 35
Good thing he has a sense if humor! Hope you didn't get fired. Either way, this is going in my favorites. FYL
machiko_fml 0
Well, did you play it?
Nick_1993 2
pretty eyes
IMisbahave 3
nice
Franco24 0
lucky.
GuitarNukka520 5
I'll never understand that whole tentacle thing. too crazy for my likes
Lon3Wolf64 4
Rule 36: No matter what it is, it is someone's fetish. no exceptions! That sums it up nicely.
mlwalker88 18
Pretty sure that's Rule 34...
DarkFirefly206 9
It's due to a **** law in Japan where **** made in Japan have to censor out male genitalia, or something along those lines. Their solution was to use tentacles that look very much like penises instead :D The more you know~
Brett121 6
ha sucks to be u!! well I bet ur gonna get ur ass booted out the door! but yeh FYL
RedPillSucks 33
Unless you were actually imitating what was happening on the screen, I'm not sure why this is in the intimacy section.
AdrenalineRush26 0
thts a lie we all kno u went there on purpose lmao
Waffle817 0
did you at least fix the computer
Silvyrbug 6
link to game please.....