Today, a drunken guest in the hotel I work at has barricaded himself in the employee restroom and refuses to come out, unless I "promise to love him forever." It's 4am and I'm the only one here. FML
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kendrox 12
Oh wow I didn't think this would make it on there! Hello everyone, I am the original poster of this FML! No, I did not call the police. In other, more serious situations, I have. I did not say once that he was a danger to me, there was no need for him to get in trouble for this! It just made my night a lot harder! I left him be for a couple hours and when it came time for me to set up breakfast, I knocked on the bathroom door and gave him some coffee. He thanked me the next night. He seemed to be a very sweet man, just very very inebriated...
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CaptainMulligan 7
Call the police. Problem solved.
Karfrin123 10
Did you tell him?
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Comments (105)
biloxi_girl 22
If you feel like he is dangerous you should have called the cops. If not tell him you love him and send him back to his room.
Enslaved 38
Shoot! Let him stay in there for as long as he wants. He'll have to come out eventually and hopefully by then, he'll be sobered up.
BoltTheSuperdog 22
But OP might need to use the bathroom.
Enslaved 38
OP works at a hotel. She has access to other restrooms.
1dvs_bstd 41
"get down on your knees and tell me you love me"
ZeroPath5 16
I was thinking of that too. Home Alone 2 ftw
speakersboom 19
#13, your picture made your comment ten times more threatening... o.o
Vanshikap 24
Aw sorry OP. sucks for you both. good luck.
AviKerensky 17
Is there no manager on site at night? Call the police.
weveallbeenthere 30
that would be a good time to call for an ambulance / police to take his drunk ass out of there.
cook4money 9
Only one person working at a hotel at night? That's really strange. Hopefully you got the guy out peacefully and are not really having to live up to your promise.
buckdharma 38
Did you play dead, but you never bled?
Enslaved 38
The lyrics to that "Keep on Loving You" song always baffled me. It sounds like he allowed her to cheat on him numerous times.
sonjadus 11
Just leave him in there: he will eventually fall asleep, wake up without memory but with lots of shame..
schhichick 14
its raining drunk men amen!