belladonna1025
Mesa, United States
Today, a customer came up to me with a can of ground black pepper and asked me what the ingredients were. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Leigha
Trinidad and Tobago
Today, I found out that if you see a tray with some black stuff in it and you can't decide whether it's powdered black pepper or cigarette ashes, it's not a good idea to taste it. FML
Anonymous
Today, a customer asked if we stocked gluten-free water. Then she got pissed when I laughed at what I thought was her joke. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was making one of those microwavable pizza kits. Realizing I had no crushed red pepper to put on it, my mom suggested using a chili pepper she had dried. Thinking it was a great idea, I cracked it open on my pizza and out popped some fuzzy white mold and two maggots. FML
are these people even HUMAN?
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Bristol, United States
Tetchy
Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML
YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK THE CUSTOMER
Sherwood, United States
Today, at work, a woman came up to the snack bar and ordered a pretzel with no salt. When I served her the food, she angrily complained about it having no salt, followed by her throwing the whole thing in my face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Morons either way
Today, I knew my coworker was stealing my lunch, so I made a sandwich with tons of incredibly spicy peppers. He took a bite, shrieked in pain, and ran off sobbing. Unfortunately, he was also in an emergency meeting with an important client, so now my whole department looks like a bunch of morons. FML
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Childish doofus
Today, I showed my husband a recipe for the meal I wanted us to make tonight. He saw cumin was an ingredient and broke into hysterics. By the time he managed to stop laughing, he gasped that he couldn't eat something "with cumin it" and broke down laughing again. FML
Anonymous
Elkhart, United States
Today, at work a customer bitched me out for not explicitly telling her that our peanut butter pancakes contain real peanut butter. She's threatening to sue because she's allergic to peanuts. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I told a girl that she had very pretty eyes. I then had to rinse pepper spray from my own. FML
Dr Pepper
I'm not sad. Or am I?
Today, to protect me from the 'bad people' out there, my mom bought some pepper spray. While trying to test it, I accidentally sprayed myself in the eyes. Now, every person I meet asks me what I've been crying about. FML
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LucyLollipop 22
I feel your pain, OP. I've had customers ask me how many pieces were in an 8 piece bucket of fried chicken. Customer service makes one realize how many idiots there are in the world.
renrioku 15
Some pepper has other stuff in it, such as an anti-caking agent. Also you would be suprised to know how many people think there is more to pepper than there really is.
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mikkyNZ 15
A customer once asked me how much a 70cent ice cream cost.....
AcieMcG 21
Should have told them it's pepper from a free range and organic farm, it's gluten free and dairy free.
Infrno 10
I work at an ice cream stand. I had someone ask me what was in the Chocolate Walnut Fudge flavor.....um, chocolate, walnuts and Fudge.
Shay_Shay97 23
Some people are just too stupid to insult.
Scuddle 3
Lol sounds about right. You would be surprised how many people I've had to teach how to pump gas. All the while, them being unable to pump previously was all my fault. lol.
Idiot_Penguini 7
Should have said "Unicorn poop"
Elfroid 10
Hah, it's not often one of these make laugh out loud!
nexus94 14
Some ground black pepper does contain wheat etc. to bulk up the spice somewhat. Its not always purely pepper.
Beastninja5268 15
I understand why he would ask that. When you buy a already ground pepper, it is mixed with sawdust and other particulate in order to fill out the extra space. Not to mention, the pepper loses its flavor when it is ground before it is needed.